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One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it... Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?' The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team, but today the girl who plants the trees called in sick. _______________ A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie. They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself. It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned and the inevitable happened. Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So they buried Debbie. __________________ The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room. "I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her." The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side. He decided to have his way with her, he finished and rolled over and went to sleep. The next morning he asked for his bill. "It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said. "Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said. "Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today." ___________ "Doctor," a man told his psychotherapist, "My wife uses her vibrator every evening and for a long time. What should I do?" "Well," replied the doctor, "Maybe you should be more attentive to her sexual needs and make love to her more often..." "It's not that, "interrupted the man, "It's just that the damn thing interferes with the TV remote!" ____________ There man named Jose that worked in the fields of a rural country cutting down trees, and every afternoon his wife Maria used to bring him his lunch. Well one afternoon Jose got horny and started fucking the shit out of Maria, as they were doing it a bee flew by and stung her right next to her nipple. Days went by and the swelling wouldn't go away, so Jose took her to the doctor's. The doctor took a look at it and said "Well we're going to have to get the puss out in order for her breast to heal, and the best way to do that is to suck it out." Jose looked at the doctor and said "Isn't there another way?" The doctor said "Nope, the old-fashion way is the best way for this." So of course he believed the doctor and went along with it, so the doctor went off on Maria's tit, I mean he sucked the shit out of it, he had her moaning and everything. A week later Jose while taking a piss got stung right on the tip of his dick so he went to the doctor. The doctor took a look at it and said, "Holy shit, that things huge! I'll be right back, I'm going to go get a shot that will make the puss come right out."Jose looked at him and said, "NO, no, no, like you said the old fashion way is the best way. Now start sucking!" ________________ "How did this accident occur?" asked the doctor. "Well," explained the patient, "I was making love to my girlfriend on the living-room rug when, all of a sudden, the chandelier came crashing down on us." "Fortunately, you've only sustained some minor lacerations on your buttocks," the doctor said. "You're a very lucky man." "You said it, doc," exclaimed the man. "A minute sooner and it would have fractured my skull!" ____________ BUFFALO Bill My New Country Song http://www.buffaloschips.com/oqqooq.htm PAPA Thorn DON'T be home late...or else! [CAUTION....this may be too revolting for men to view] http://able2laugh.com/master/pix.php?pic=008Home-late.gif Once a biker.... http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=Married_Man_Harley.jpg More superheros http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=movies-0041.jpg Well muscled limb http://able2laff.com/master/pix.php?pic=Muscled.jpg THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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