THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
They that sow in tears shall reap joy
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Last few days, my computer has been bugging
me to do an update. Usually, I pay not
any attention to such things. However, this one caught
my eye. It was an application designed to make
Apple products more compatible with my pc. That is
interesting, because in over ten years of computing, I
never found the need for such a thing. Sorry Apple users.
And I'm sure u puter gurus can give me a thousand reasons
why I need it. But you know what? I don't really give a
rat's behind about it. Finally tho, after being nagged about
it 4 or 5 times, I realized the thing was just gonna keep
at it till I said ok, so I did. Not much choice when its
gonna constantly bug you to death till you do the update.
Notably, at least it did not ask me
to reboot the damn system like it does after most updates.
Anyways, caused me to reflect back when I actually had a
choice on matters, when I had my 386sx pc.
The system ran windows 3.1, (quite possibly the only decent windows
system that was ever produced). When I booted up, I could choose
to run windows, or simply run dos. Since I had no idea at
the time what I was doing, I was unable to appreciate the
value of being able to say no to windows. Of course, if you
did choose to load windows, you could take the dog out,
have a ciggy, make coffee, and by the time you came back,
if you were lucky, windows was loaded. Only thing is, by
the time you loaded it up, the 386 was so notoriously weak in
resources, that you usually couldn't run anything because
it took all your ram to run windows and left nothing for
the application you wanted to use:) of course, the machine
had a whopping 4 megs of ram. not 4 gig, 4 megs. and the hd?
did not matter if you could not run many applications. It only
had a 10 meg hd so you did not have much room for em anyway :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
fetch
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eat pussy
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epic
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not for long
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on the couch
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giant leap
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
horse backflip
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a turkey call
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1172x.html
A young doctor had moved out to a small community
to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor
suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds,
so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains,
'I've been a little sick to my stomach.'
The older doctor says, 'Well, you've probably been
overdoing the fresh fruit.Why not cut back on the amount
you've been eating and see if that does the trick?'
As they left, the younger man said,
'You didn't even examine that woman?
How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?'
'I didn't have to.
You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there?
When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a
half dozen banana peels in the trash.
That was what probably was making her sick.'
'Huh,' the younger doctor said.
'Pretty clever. I think I'll try that at the next house.'
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes
talking with a younger woman.
She complained that she just didn't have the
energy she once did and said,
'I'm feeling terribly run down lately.'
'You've probably been doing too much work for the Church,'
the younger doctor told her.
'Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.'
As they left, the elder doctor said, 'I know that woman well..
Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct,
but how did you arrive at it?'
'I did what you did at the last house.
I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it,
I noticed the preacher under the bed.'
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with
some friends when the
subject of marriage counseling came up.
"Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I
have a great relationship,"
the husband explained. "She was a
communications major in college and I
majored in theatre arts." He continued,
"She communicates well and I act
like I'm listening."
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2 dyslexics run into a bank ...
"Air in the hands mother stickers this is a Fuck up."
BUFFLO BILL
Nextel Dance Party
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No Fear
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kjoppo.htm
Bad Luck
http://www.buffaloschips.com/fasd.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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