THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance
and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.
So, try going out without clothes tomorrow
and see the admiration!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
To follow someone else's truth is a trap.
The best strategy is to know your own truth,
face it and live by it. Others may inspire,
guide, give you directions, but ultimately you have
to cut your own way through the jungle. You could
always be asking others where North is, and they will
tell you. Someone will say North is this way and
someone else that North is that other way - and both
would have been sincere.
But you alone has to find your true North.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the good news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n081.html
stupid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n082.html
watching things grow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n083.html
you're mood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n084.html
quit staring
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n085.html
you hired him
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n086.html
the rail is too high
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n087.html
don't apologize
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n088.html
watch out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n089.html
at the nudist club
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n090.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
spectacular
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1153.html
new remedy for men
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1154.html
get my shirt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1155.html
viagra
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1156.html
Tiger Woods
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1157.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
men only
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd726.html
Wife's Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We
had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for
dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long,
so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a
bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation
wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere
quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say
much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I
asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He
said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with
me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I
told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and
kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he
didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I
felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he
wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem
distant and absent. Finally, with silence all
around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes
later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He
fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm
almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
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Husband's Diary:
A four putt; who the hell four putts?
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There was a businessman, and he was feeling really
crook, and he went to see the Doctor about it.
The doctor says to him, "Well, it must be your diet,
what sort of greens do you eat?"
The man replies, "Well, actually, I only eat peas,
I hate all other green foods."
The doctor was quite shocked at this and says, "Well
man, that's your problem, all those peas will be
clogging up your system, you'll have to give them up!!"
The guy says, "But how long for, I mean I really like peas!"
The doctor replies, "Forever, I'm afraid"
The man is quite shocked by this, but he gives it a go
and sure enough, his condition improves, so he realises
that he will never eat a pea again.
Anyway, one night, years later, he's at a convention
for his employer and getting quite sloshed.
One of the reps says, "Well, actually, I'd love a cigarette,
because I haven't had a smoke in four years, I gave it up."
Quite a shocker really, and the barman goes, "Really, I
haven't had a game of golf in 3 years, because it cost
me my first marriage, so i gave it up!"
The businessman says. "That's nothing, I haven't
had a pea in 7 years."
The barman jumps up screaming, "Ok, everyone who
can't swim, grab a table...."
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An Accountant, a Lawyer and a Cowboy were standing
Side-by-Side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started
washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up
to his elbows ....he used about 20 paper towels before he finished.
He turned to the other two men and commented,
"I graduated from the University of Michigan and
they taught us to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the
tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and
commented, "I graduated from the University of California
and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the
door said, "I was educated in Horsefly and they
taught us not to piss on our hands!"
Buffalo Bill
Kind Of Scary
http://www.buffaloschips.com/werww.htm
Kitchen Table
http://www.buffaloschips.com/qwee.htm
Law Enforcement.. Dealing With The Public
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asasda.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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