Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Awhile back I told you about my friend Bobbie and her injured service
dog Kaluah This is the update that she mailed me today after Kaluah
had the surgery done for a torn ACL
We got a call Monday 7-25-11 from the vet. A lady that was in the vet's
office
as I was picking up meds for Kaluah made a large donation. The vet is
doing her surgery as as I write this! I am so very grateful and also
grateful the vet is so trusting
I will be able to raise enough to pay for everything remaining. We do
still deperately need donations to cover all the aftercare and
medication she needs and I have also been told she needs some physical
therapy. My vet just called, her surgery went well.
Sadly she does have some permanent arthritis, this is due to me having
to wait so long
to be able to get this surgery. I feel so guilty, she is only 2.9 years
old. I am still praying
I can raise more donations for her, please help her in any way you can.
Also all donations for her, please go directly through the vet. Info
below.
Vet Info
Lifetime Animal Care Center
4941-G Clairemont Square
San Diego Calif. 92117
858-274-1760
Dr. Hardy
Dogs name Kaluah Bailey Owner Bobbie Bailey
buffalo says I wish Bobbie was in charge of fund raising for this
country,
she probably would have fixed the budget deficit by now. I would really
appreciate, if you have an extra five or ten dollars that you send it to
Kaluah's
vet, she is a really sweet dog and has been priceless as a service dog.
Bobbie woould also like to say thank you to those that sent donations
already and thank you notes have been sent out.
Enjoy the chips .... buffalo
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1809
Games
BJ: Looks like you guys are going to play a game.
Rudy: Yeah, it is contact poker.
BJ: How do you play that?
Katie: Watch and see.
The four dogs pull up to a card table each have football helmets on
as
Katie deals the cards...
Soon the game changes and the bets pile up and fists fly and BJ
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Diana: What are they doing?
BJ: Playing poker.
Diana: Who is getting poked?
BJ: Looks like Sandi is winning, Katie is avoiding many of the
blows
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the
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