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Hey, have you seen Nokia's new billboard advertising campaign yet?
You know, philosophers talk about the important questions in life, like
what is its meaning or how bout, who created us. and etc. know what I'm talkin about?
But they never really address the important ones, like
1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
3. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
5 Is there another word for synonym?
Oh well, guess I'll never solve any of the important questions of life.
may as well just tell some jokes...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
the singing telegram
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SUMMERTIME
http://www.thepostm
the locker room
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THE COMICS!
that reminds me
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I promise
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its very fresh today
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wow thats big
http://www.thepostm
the groom called
http://www.thepostm
attention female applicants
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the trouble with getting old
http://www.thepostm
A guy and his wife were sitting around visiting.
Out of the blue, he said, "Honey, if I die, I know you'll eventually remarry.
So as soon as I'm gone, I want you to sell all my stuff."
She asked, "Now, why would you want me to do that?".
He replied, "Well, I don't want some other asshole using all my stuff."
She said, "What makes you think I'd marry ANOTHER asshole?
____________
A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads
a dog's life is probably well founded.
"He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors,
barks at nothing, growls at his food and makes himself comfortable on my best furniture."
____________
Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and
Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in the local
saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's scalp under his arm.
The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians; last week the
bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my
children." He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian,
I'll give him one thousand dollars."
The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go
hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when
suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head.
The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine.
The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a
knife to claim their trophy.
Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this." Dave replied, "Not now, I'm busy."
Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this."
Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."
But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at this."
So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand Indians.
Dave just said, "Oh . . . my . . . God . . .. we're going to be millionaires!
____________
The husband was angry when he found out that his wife had been cheating on him.
He shouts at her, "I will play second fiddle to no one!"
The wife replies, "Second fiddle? With your
little flute you are lucky you are still in the band!"
____________
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the
child rebelled against his father. He got some of
his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank
and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!"
The father calmly decided to look at the matter
logically. "What if you get hungry?," he said.
"Then I'll come home and eat!," bravely declared the child.
"And what if you run out of money?"
"I will come home and get some!," readily replied the child.
The man then made a final attempt, "What if your clothes get dirty?"
"Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them," was the reply.
The man shook his head and exclaimed, "This kid
is not running away from home; he's going off to college."
BUFFALO'S
movies
Bad Flight
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Tit Crusher
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Trick Boobies
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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