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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I have mentioned before that we have a large canal running through
the center of our town that was constructed by the Union Carbide
Company around the turn of the last century. Although it's current is
only about 15 mph, the water swirls because of the rock lining and
over the years has been a site for several suicides. To make matters
worse the water temperature is still probably well below 50 degrees
and if you survive the drop from the bridges, the cold, and the rip
currents at the other end of the canal you go through the grids and
into the turbines that provide electricity for the area. To remove
you
from the grids they have to slow the water flow and send down divers.
All in all it is a place to be avoided and chain link fences with
barbed
wire run the length of it. Then in Sunday's paper

SAULT STE. MARIE - City police reported that officers were summoned
to the Bingham Avenue Bridge area at 5:25 p.m. on Wednesday upon
report that a jumper had just entered the Edison Power Canal from the
bridge.

Once there, officers came upon a man, dripping wet, walking back
across the bridge and halted him for questioning. The man identified
himself and readily acknowledged a plunge into the canal. The man
explained that he is a good swimmer and has jumped from the bridge
before.

Officers told the man, a Coast Guardsman, that jumping into the
Edison Canal is trespassing and next time, he is liable to arrest.
The man was apparently uninjured and he promised not to dive into the
canal again. He also apologized for causing trouble, according to
reports.

He was released without other action by officers present.



buffalo says I hope his Commanding Officer can find something useful
for him to do that doesn't involve our power canal like jumping
out of helicopters and rescuing people in Alaska.

Be careful out there it's Monday and stay out of my canal... buffalo

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Schentlements,
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schip us der koffee in vun zack und der rattschidt in annuder; den ve
mix it to suit der customer.

Write please if ve shud schip der schidt bek und keep der koffee, or
if ve shud keep der schidt
und schip der koffee bek, or schip der hole schidten works bek?

Ve vant to do rite in dis madder, but ve don't like all dis
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Mitt Mutch Respects,
Karl Gummenschidt, Mgr.,
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9. Condom, Condiment.....What's the damned difference.
8. It still tastes better than the Arch Deluxe.
7. It was either there, or in the vanilla shake.
6. Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese
are true.
5. We're experimenting with a new, even happier meal.
4. Employees too embarrassed to ask "Would you like a
condom with that?"
3. So what? A regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway.
2. Drive-thru speaker broken: "Coke with lots of ice" sounds like
"Prophylactic device."

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1. When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too
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It seems that a lot of people are dieting recently, trying everything
from an all-carbohydrate to an all-protein mix. I have another
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Personally, I have a "liquid dinner" every time I go to the club on
Friday night!

FACT: A lite beer has between 70 and 100 calories, is almost all
water,
and the part that isn't water is almost pure carbohydrates. FACT: The
average diet recommends a daily caloric intake of 1,200 calories for
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three pounds a week. On the "Beer-Me" diet, that equates to at least
12
beverages a day for women, and 15 for men. A measurable goal.

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flush
out almost immediately, leading to a consistent workout regimen
including deep knee bends (getting out of the chair), fast walking
(very
good for your
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FACT: Drinking beer actually helps you sleep-even when you aren't
necessarily tired. All that added rest is certain to help any problems
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those other fad diets. In addition, you may experience the occasional
"How did I get here?" when you wake up, which always makes for lively
conversation, and possibly additional exercise if you have to sneak
out
and run home.

FACT: The "Beer-Me" diet is good for your heart. After just one day of
consuming your required 12-15 beers, you will certainly want to
consume
some aspirin, which is medically proven to help prevent heart attacks.

FACT: On the "Beer-Me" diet you can eat anything you want. The only
rule
is that you cannot consume any food until you have consumed at least
half of the day's required beers. This way the food will probably only
stay in your body a short time, until you again exercise the deep knee
bends, quick walk and, this time, the "lean-over-and-hurl" stomach
crunches.

FACT: Beer drinking is often done in bars, where other forms of
exercise
are common. Dancing, for example, is a good way to build up a thirst,
as
is chasing members of the opposite sex. If you really want to maximize
your workout, try actually walking up to the bar, versus using a
waitress. To take this to the extreme, you could even get up and get
someone else a beer-perhaps someone who is newer to the diet plan than
yourself.

FACT: Beer is cheaper than Jenny Craig.

Based on these facts, let's run through a given scenario for diet
implementation. CAUTION: This is a weekend diet plan, and should be
attempted during the work week by only the staunchest of dieters.

MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY: Eat junk food, and basically be a slob.
FRIDAY: Feeling "huge," swing by the liquor store and stock up. Go to
favorite place of beer drinking and begin the consumption process
(remember 12 for women, 15 for men).

SATURDAY: Wake up (as required) and lounge around all day, feeling
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SATURDAY (p.m.): Restart cycle, noticing that your appetite has still
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Again you notice a lack of appetite, and are feeling thinner all the
time. Don't forget the aspirin.

MONDAY: Return to work, feeling thinner, well rested, and surprisingly
mellow. Mark your log book, and begin preparation for the upcoming
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Sandi and her devotion to me. Thursday it was pouring down
rain, yet she sat outside in the rain waiting for me to come home.
Many the time she has waited for me on the road home while
the other dogs were in the house. Diana told me if I die, she fully
expects Sandi to die the same day. When Sandi dies I will
buy a headstone for her and put this on it, a piece of God's Heart
resides here, none more faithul, more loyal and devoted,
my beloved companion Sandi.

BJ in Guthrie

Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1004

Father's Day (a Day late)

The dogs are huddled around BJ...

Sandi: We got you this little something for father's day. We
were going to give it to you yesterday, but you still were not
feeling too well so we waited until today.

BJ: Gee thanks, but I do not need anything.

Katie: Open it father.

Rip, tear...

BJ: A new pillow and boy it is long.

Rudy: Yeah, that way, we can sleep on it to.

BJ: And a new soft blanket......

Ginger: Yeah, we got an extra large one, so we can
all sleep on it.

BJ: And a coupon for 12 pizzas......

Sandi: We kinda hope that would take care of our
Friday nights for a while daddy.

BJ: Come here gang!!! Group hug!

The herd in Guthrie

(this weekend when I was healing, my dogs, were sleeping
close to me and followed me around more than usual. I think,
no I know they knew I was not up to par)

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