welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
Good morning postman fans!
I am certainly glad that every one is enjoying the movies that are now included in
the issues of the postman! When I first started publishing Buffalo Bill's movies,
everybody said, "Hey Martin, these are great, why don't you do your own postman
movies too?" ok, well that is a good idea, and the only problem is...darn it comes down to
that same old thing don't it? movies are much more costly on the website than cartoons simply
cuz they take so much darn space. But I'll do my best to include as many as ad revenue will allow.
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You know what? after over 30 years of driving, the other day,
I had a car accident.
Believe it or not, I ran in to a dwarf..
He got out of the car, and frowned after examining the damage.
Finally, the little fella spoke.
"I am NOT happy!!!"
I looked at him and then asked, "Well, if you ain't happy, which one are you?"
(Dwarfs just have no sense of humor)
You know what I don't like about the idea of being a jihadist?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!!
The Pink Bikini
http://www.thepostm
man invents the wheel
http://www.thepostm
let it out, baby
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS!
lunchtime is easier when you multitask
http://www.thepostm
a breeze
http://www.thepostm
the doctors office
http://www.thepostm
why you need to take precautions b4 sex
http://www.thepostm
doesn't matter
http://www.thepostm
whoops!!!
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
The sheriff of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 mph in a 35 mph zone.
The wealthy man behind the wheel was steaming.
When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded,
"I can't believe you stopped me. This town must be the butthole of the world!"
The magistrate looked at him and replied, "And you must be what's passing through."
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How to make women mad
Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling.
Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say "So I don't make the same mistakes."
Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex just to please her.
Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out.
Fake your own orgasm while dining out.
Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse.
After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't contagious. Then faint.
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A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and then bellows,
"All you guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!
A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks, "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens.
He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on this side of the bar are motherfuckers!
Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?"
A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man.
The construction worker looks the man square in the eye and says, "You got a problem, buddy?"
"Oh no," insists the man. "I'm just on the wrong side of the bar.
____________
This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights whilst not really paying attention. Anyway the fella who was driving got out ...
and he was a dwarf!!!! He said "I'm not happy ........ " I said " OK, so which one ARE you then?”
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Duck walks into a pub and orders a schooner of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".
"I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.
"And you talk!" exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working", says the duck,
"Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly", says the barman, "sorry about that, it's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?".
"I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck.
Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.The Ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says to him,
"You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call".
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!"
"Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"
"At the circus", says the barman.
"The circus?" the duck enquires.
"That's right", replies the barman.
"The circus?" the duck asks again.
"Yes" says the barman
"That place with the big tent?" the duck enquires.
"Yeah" the barman replies.
"With all the animals?" the duck questioned.
"Of Course" the barman replies.
"With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle", asks the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck looks confused.
"What the f*ck would they want with a plasterer?
BUFFALO'S
movies
bobble head moose
http://www.buffalos
tantrum
http://www.buffalos
bird
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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