THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD AFTERNOONM POSTMAN FANS!
one more to get!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
virus protection
http://thepostmanscorner.net/u021.html
I can't play
http://thepostmanscorner.net/u022.html
it hurts
http://thepostmanscorner.net/u023.html
the I pod family goes on vacation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/u024.html
somewhere on a nude beach
http://thepostmanscorner.net/u025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
why girls have two breasts
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1348.html
the cat and the crow
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1349.html
The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke
down, so they had to hire a man to crawl around
in the ducts and figure out what was wrong.
As the man peeked down through one of the vents
in the sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Murphy
kneeling by the altar, apparently saying her rosary.
The man thought it would be funny to try and mess
with the lady's mind.In his best authoritative voice,
he said, "This is Jesus. Your prayers will be answered."
The little old lady didn't even blink, just kept on
saying her prayers. The man decided maybe she didn't
hear him, and tried again. "This is Jesus, the Son of
God! Your prayers will be answered!"
Again, she didn't react at all. Mustering up a big
breath of air, the man decided to try again. "THIS IS
JESUS CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD! YOUR PRAYERS WILL BE ANSWERED!"
The lady looks up and says, "SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO YOUR MOTHER!"
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Paul and I were talking one day when Paul says,
"I went to see the doctor the other day for that pain in my back."
"So what happened?" I asked.
"Well, he ran a bunch of tests, gave me some
pills and sent me home. Told me to stay in bed
for a week. He also told me to sit down whenever
I had to pee. Can you imagine that? A grown man
having to sit to pee?" "Why would he want you to sit
to pee?" I asked. "Well," said Paul, "with my bad
back, he doesn't want me picking up anything too big."
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Chocolate vs. Sex.
1) You can GET chocolate even if you are ugly and fat.
2) "If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real meaning
with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) Two People of the same sex can have chocolate without
being called nasty names.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.
8) You can safely have a chocolate while you are driving.
9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk
during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
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BUFFALO BILL
New Car Alarm
http://www.buffaloschips.com/avfdf.htm
New Drug
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abhkjk.htm
Bad Weld
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012103.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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