WELCOME TO THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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THE COMICS
camels
http://thepostmanscorner.net/u006.html
the first tweet
http://thepostmanscorner.net/u007.html
trouble
http://thepostmanscorner.net/u008.html
stinky
http://thepostmanscorner.net/u009.html
diagnosis
http://thepostmanscorner.net/u010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
love notes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1340.html
spectacular crash
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1341.html
A rancher needs a bull to service his cows
but needs to borrow the money for it from the bank.
The banker who lends the money comes by a week
later to see how his investment is doing.
The farmer complains that the bull just eats
grass and won't even look at the cows.
The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.
The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped.
The farmer looks very pleased: "The bull has
serviced all my cows, broke through the fence,
and has serviced all my neighbour's cows as well."
"Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do?"
"Just gave him some pills," replies the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asks the banker.
"I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste like chocolate."
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Darling," she whispered after they had finished making
love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married?"
He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I
think so. I've always been especially fond of married women."
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote
part of Arizona when her car broke down.
An American Indian on horseback came along
and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes
the Indian would let out a 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so
loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.
then they arrived in town, he let her off at the local
service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?"
asked the service-station attendant.
"Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him
on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held
onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
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Before sex, you undress each other.
After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral: No one helps you once you're fucked.
That's all folks
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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