Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Need a reason to party before Columbus Day? Here is a list
of those little known October holidays so that you will
always have a reason to crack open a brew and celebrate.
October 1 is World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is Name Your Car Day
October 3 is Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is National Golf Day
October 5 is National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is National Frappe Day
October 8 is American Tag Day
October 9 is Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is It's My Party Day
October 12 is International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is National Peanut Festival
October 14 is Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is Dictionary Day
October 17 is Gaudy Day
October 18 is No Beard Day
October 19 is Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is Babbling Day
October 22 is National Nut Day
October 23 is National Mole Day
October 24 is National Bologna Day
October 25 is Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is Mule Day
October 27 is Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day
October 29 is Hermit Day
October 30 is National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic Powers
Day
Enjoy the chips...... buffalo
Just Plain Country
Howdy! Welcome to just plain country,
An Incredimail only sharing group.
We are all about the word country,
Whether it be country music, cooking, sewing
Or just anything country...
makes no difference where you are from.
There is a little country in all of us!
Come on in, pull up a chair and stay a while.
Just Plain Country Group Link
http://groups.google.com/group/just-plain-country - Check us out!
And
WnW_BigList
Adult orientated, Semi-Moderated humor list.
Filled with jokes and toons, pix n info, Basically anything but SPAM!
ABSOLUTELY NO GRAPHIC, KIDDIE or BESTALITY nudity ALLOWED
But toons of any nature are acceptable.
To access the home pages files n folders you must have a PROFILE
With a legal AGE of 18 or older!
We are a fun loving group, promising smiles and laughter for all!
Sign up today and see what we got!
Invite your friends as well, the more the merrier!
Visit group on web at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WnW_BigList/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Please visit our Sponsor
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
50 Houses, Garages, Barns & Cabin E-Plans Blueprints
Plans and Blueprints For Cabins, Barns, Garages, Homes, Green Houses,
Workshops, Sheds, Apartments, Playhouses, Pool houses.
http://tinyurl.com/3c8m4qs
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Movie Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What Movies Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large
red
read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.
2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not
be
necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.
3) All apartments in Paris overlook the Eiffel tower.
4) Most lap top computers are powerful enough to override a bank
security
system or the communication system of an invading alien civilization.
5) Every single person in martial arts Film has a black belt in karate.
6) When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange
noises in their most revealing underwear.
7) 1 man shooting at 20 men has more chance of hitting them than 20 men
shooting at 1 man if he is the hero.
8) During a police investigation it will be necessary to visit a strip
joint
at least once.
9) Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by single
people with a low wage.
10) The entire British population lives in London.
11) It doesn't matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a martial arts
fight
your enemies will attack you one at a time while the others dance
around
you menacingly.
12) In musicals everyone you meet in the street will know all the words
to
the songs and the steps to the dances.
13) When captured by an evil international terrorist, guns are not
necessary
to defeat them, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Toon Chips For Those Who Can't Wait
a beautiful evening
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s041.html
childproof
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s042.html
taps
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s043.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Phallic Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jill was a knockout but alas, she also was virtually brainless.
Fortunately, this was no drawback as far as
John's plans for the evening were concerned. He
was delighted when she agreed to come up to his
apartment for a nightcap.
As he prepared the drinks, full of anticipation,
Jill explored the apartment, stopping now and
then to examine a painting or a book title, she
didn't quite understand. At last she stopped dead
in front of his fireplace.
"What on earth is that?" Jill asked pointing to a
carved wooden object lying on the mantel.
"Oh, that. It's African," John replied. "They use
them in their fertility rites. It's a phallic
symbol."
"Oh, I see." stated Jill demurely. "I'd hate to tell you what it looks
like!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How To Weld - WeldingSecretsRevealed.net
Tig, Mig, Arc & Oxy Welding - Instant Download Manuals.
http://tinyurl.com/3bbcq62
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Helpful Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Terry and Judy, two old ladies, are chatting.
Terry: "People can be so helpful. There are Mike and Lee, who are
maintenance men, who let themselves into the apartment with their
passkey so I don't have to make the stairs. They pick up my trash and
carry it out to the dumpster.
Then there's Steve, my amiable mailman who gathers my accumulated
mail from the cluster box and delivers it to my door and carries the
occasional package up the stairs for me.
And there's Bob with the food catering service who even makes an
extra stop at the grocery store to pick up milk... But there's a
problem."
Judy: "What problem?"
Terry: "My neighbors think I'm running a brothel."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Treasure Hunting Metal Detecting Expo
A complete how to guide to metal detecting and discovering lost treasure
from the beach and water. Sections include hunting the dry beach,
shallow surf, wading, scuba and shipwreck detecting. Vlf, pulse
induction and multi frequency metal detectors.
http://tinyurl.com/44kawo9
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Defining Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Increase Your Vocabulary (Adult)
Anus: A Latin term for yearly.
Artificial Insemination: Correspondence course to become a priest,
Asphalt: Describes rectal problems.
Blow Job: Clown hired to make balloon animals at a child's birthday
party
C-Section: The area the average students sit in a classroom.
Climax: The farthest you can climb up a mountain before stopping to
rest.
Clitoris: A type of flower.
Coitus: A musical instrument.
Condom: A large apartment complex.
Diaphragm: A drawing in geometry.
Dildo: A variety of sweet pickle.
Douche: The French word for "twelve".
Erection: When Japanese people vote.
Fertilization: Spreading nutrients over a planted area.
Fetus: A character on Gunsmoke.
G-string: Part of a fiddle.
Genitals: People of non-Jewish origin.
Hymen: Males over 6 feet tall.
KOTEX: A radio station in Austin.
Lesbian: A person from the Middle East north of Israel.
Masturbator: Fisherman's assistant who readies the hooks for
casting.
Menstrual cycle: One with three wheels.
Orgasm: The making of animals by folding a piece of paper.
Prostate: Lying on your back.
Pubic Hair: A wild rabbit.
Rhythm Method: A way to teach dancing
Sadistic: Someone who is always unhappy.
Semen: A term for sailors.
Sex: What comes after five
Sodomy: A special land of fast growing grass.
Spread Eagle: An extinct bird.
Testicles: Found on an Octopus arms.
Umbilical Cord: Part of a parachute.
Vagina: A medical term used to describe heart pain.
Virgin: A resident from the state of Virginia
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Start Your Own Gourmet Dog Treats Business
Turn your passion for pets into a successful business! Insider secrets
revealed by a dog treats business owner who shares her success tips to
running this profitable business.
http://tinyurl.com/3uu5qer
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fly Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the end of it. She is so beautiful he
cannot take his mind off her, so he calls the
bartender over and says, "Take that woman a drink
on me."
The bartender says, "It won't work."
"What do you mean, it won't work?"
"That woman," says the barkeep, "is a
hard-hearted bitch. You won't get nowhere with
her - nobody does!"
"Okay," says the guy. "How about this: you got any Spanish fly?"
"Spanish fly? No," says the bartender, "I've got Jewish Fly."
"So, what the hell is Jewish fly?"
"I don't know; I've never used it. You want to give it a try?"
"Yes," says the guy, and the next chance he gets,
on his way to the men's room, he reaches behind
her back and drops the stuff in the woman's drink.
Nothing happens for a long time, but then all of
a sudden he feels her body close against his, and
her voice is whispering hotly in his ear, and
she's saying "I can't stand it anymore! You
excite me so much...take me shopping!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Barefoot Beekeeper
The Barefoot Beekeeper is a revolutionary book about low-cost,
low-impact, chemical-free beekeeping, showing how it can be made
accessible to all, including people with disabilities. Free hive
building instructions and support forum on author's site.
http://tinyurl.com/42bo2p3
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LynnLynn's Links
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If You haven't joined LynnLynn's mailing List yet, send a blank
e-mail to LynnLynns-links-subscribe@Yahoogroups.com
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Subscribers and Friends
Melva/Fancy Free
http://silverandgoldandthee.com/Family/fancyfree.html
John w/ Autumn's Glory
http://heavens-gates.com/autumnsglory/
BROTHER BOB'S POEMS OF THE WEEK
http://ministry-webs.com/ministry/brotherbob/index.html
Prayer
http://www.reflectionsofsouthbreeze.com/Pages/prayer1.htm
Windows Through Time
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/windowstime.html
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Want a pro basketball jersey
Pro basketball survey for
Is your team going to the playoffs
Choose your basketball jersey inside
Participate now for a gift
http://buffaloschips.com/bbjer
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Surfin Surfari
Money Wallet
http://www.moneywallet.org/
Air & Space Mag.
http://www.airspacemag.com/
All Occasion Cakes 2!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/aocakes2.html
Disney Tree Of Life!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/disneytree.html
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Need Supplies for Halloween?
Halloween Shopping Offer.
Don't Zombie Out on This Offer.
$250 Card Inside.
It's a Bewitching Offer
http://buffaloschips.com/hween
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Tech Talk ( Computers and Web-tv)
Track A Stolen Smart Phone
http://preyproject.com/
PHP: Ming functions for Flash - Manual
http://us2.php.net/ming
JavaScript Snippets
http://www.outfront.net/tutorials_02/adv_tech/js_snippets.htm
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Get started for less than $25!
Start your own home business
Make big profits with SMC
Sign up today for your Free Success Guide
SMC - Over 60 years in business
http://buffaloschips.com/smc
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Animal World
Horse Costumes
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/horsecostumes.html
Kitty Korner
http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Are you ready? Push your gaming to the edge with a FREE* PS3(R).
Participate today.
Attention extreme gamers: Get a FREE* PS3(R). Participate today.
Can you handle the power? Get a FREE* PS3(R) by participating in our
promotion.
http://buffaloschips.com/psr3
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Movie Links
Ernest Borgnines Tip For A Long Life
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abhsdjsk.htm
Finish Jackie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abshjsk.htm
Flirting Garbage men
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abdhjdsk.htm
Football Season
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aghju.htm
Geenautomeernodig
http://www.buffaloschips.com/010901.htm
Mouse Wont Work
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gjsksowl.htm
Movie TV Bed
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gjkeoel.htm
M Rip It Up
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gnzxjzkaka.htm
The Flies In Florida Are Tough
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gajskks.htm
Dunk Shot
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ghsasjs.htm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elected Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Elected Official Infidelity Quiz In the interest of providing
the public with a service it has needed for some time? especially
these past few days? we proudly present the first failproof quiz to
determine: IS YOUR ELECTED OFFICIAL HAVING AN AFFAIR?
Look closely at his or her (come on? who are we kidding?? his)
behavior, and mark "X" next to any of the following items that
apply.
Or even "XXX."
Has he left for a foreign country carrying only a Speedo and a
bottle of Jack Daniel's?
Did he sponsor or co-sponsor legislation titled "No love child left
behind"?
When he closed the door to his office, were there giggles audible
from the inside? Were these followed by "wait, let me tell those
darn senators I'm in a budget meeting" and then more giggles and the
popping of a cork?
The last time he denied to the press that he was having an affair,
did he keep one hand hidden behind his back?
When questioned by reporters as to why he was leaving a Marriott at
3 in the morning on his wife's birthday, did he mumble, "You guys
ever hear of an Arbor Day planning session that finished on time?"
When asked to disclose his whereabouts after three or four days, did
his wife reply, "Why the heck are you asking me?"
When asked to disclose his whereabouts after three or four days, did
his chief of staff reply, "He's on the Appalachian Trail"?
Has he ever been spotted in a Victoria's Secret near the airport on
his way to a conference with the president of Gabon?
On the campaign trail, did he swear to be "a man you can thrust" and
then turn beet red?
Or did he swear that he represents "chains you can believe in" or
promise "four more rears"?
Does he ever come to the office wearing the name tag from
yesterday's donor reception?
Does he ever come to the office with lipstick on his flag pin?
Does he seem strangely enthusiastic about the waterborne intestinal
parasites convention he's about to attend with his new intern?
Has he ever claimed he is so pro-family he has two?
Has he spent the past four days in Argentina or a Motel 6?
When shaking hands with attractive constituents, does he wink and
say, "I have a pole I'd like you to take"?
When kissing babies, does he ask, "Is this one mine?"
Does the mother often reply with a slap?
SCORING (so to speak): If you checked off any of these items, your
elected official is a lot like a lot of other elected officials
since the beginning of time. And more, I'm sure, to come. (By
Lenore Skenazy)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Toon Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bite my ass
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nbvfhju.htm
bite the stick
http://www.buffaloschips.com/tyyuioopp.htm
bitter
http://www.buffaloschips.com/bhuteews.htm
bj
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nmjyrwqx.htm
bj 2
http://www.buffaloschips.com/bhjjkkhj.htm
bj point
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kkllooo.htm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ultimate Guide To Home Security and Alarm Systems.
Home security, Alarm Systems, Security Cameras, Security Video Systems,
door security, Locks and much more, Secret Hidden Bookcase Door how to
build plans, Home Security guide designed To Protect Homeowners and real
estate. Baby child Safety Guide.
http://tinyurl.com/3q2d72z
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Limerick Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A disgusting young man named McGill,
Made his neighbors exceedingly ill,
Because of his habits,
Involving white rabbits,
And a bird with a flexible bill
MISS WADE
I love Miss Wade
Who teaches third grade
At P.S. 541.
I'd gladly trade
My frog for Miss Wade
'Cause Miss Wade looks like much more fun.
Miss Wade doesn't hop,
Miss Wade doesn't croak,
And flies you won't see her catch,
But I'd rather swap
My frog for a poke
Into Miss Wade's lascivious snatch.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Fastest Way to End Digestive Pain Forever Great Taste No Pain ends
the suffering of Crohn's, Colitis, Diverticulitis, Acid Reflux,
Diarrhea, Constipation, Gerd, Gastritis, Ibs, Heartburn.
http://tinyurl.com/3t4l3qh
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Parting Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes,
mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I
ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she is. Yes,
I remember you warned me. I remember you told me that she was a vile
creature who would make my life miserable and you begged me not to
marry her. You were perfectly right. You want to speak with her? All
right."
He looks up from the telephone and calls to his wife in the next room,
"Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Naughty Fingers" by Gabrielle Moore
This eBook teaches men advanced fingering techniques for better clitoral
stimulation and more intense pleasure.
http://tinyurl.com/3dxxu4l
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was once asked to talk about marriage at a church to the husbands.
The church was not my denomination but I appreciated the offer and here
is pretty much what I covered. If we remember the three C's of
marriage
we, as husbands, should be okay.
Consistent
We should be consistent. Which means we should always open the
door
for our wife, we should always be thoughtful, do acts of loving and
kindness.
Love is an emotion. We may not feel 'in love' everyday. Some days our
wives
may get onto us mercilessly, that is them. It is our job to be
consistent with
our acts of love. By doing acts of love, we will eventually be 'in
love'. I feel that
people fall out of love by not doing acts of love.
Constant
The samurais used to sharpen their sword by drops of water upon
their blades.
The constant drops of water over time would give the blade a razor-like
sharpness.
The same is true in marriage. Be constant with your acts of Love. Like
the walls
of Jericho, they fell by the blasts of the constant blaring of
trumpets. So to, if
difficulties arise in a marriage, be constant, be consistent.
Commitment
Besides being consistent and constant, we be should be thoroughly
committed.
This is tough. Some days we may feel sick, or not think like being
committed, but do
it anyway. The only way to a great marriage is by having a good one.
One must be
committed and have a constant commitment, everyday, whether you feel
like it
or not. Marriage is not easy, it is difficult and requires work. But
if you work at it.the
results will be magnificent.
Vows
The vows are taken too lightly by many. I believe in not only to
death do you
part, but you should die to protect your wife, your family, your love.
You are
protecting the mother of your children, your best friend, your mate. So
if in a time
of crisis. think about what is at stake. Don't run away, take a stand
for your family,
for your Love, for the promise you made to God. You made a contract, a
compact.
So in summary men, be consistently constant with your commitment
to your
marriage, to your wife to your vows.
BJ Cassady
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Adult Adult
*********************************************
Remember 9/11/01
Regarding any problems unsubscribing from this mailing list
In accordance with the 2004 Can-Spam act you can contact me at:
William Brabant
711 Pine Street Apt.1
Sault Ste Marie Michigan 49783
To unsubscribe send a blank e-mail to Buffalos-adult-jokes-unsubscribe@egroups.com
Compilation and narrative copyright 2002 by william Brabant
No comments:
Post a Comment