THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it
Flavius Josephus
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I was scanning the channels looking for
something to watch tonight. That is a challenge
during October because usually all the
channels want to play is old horror movies.
And me and the war dept. are not into that
kinda stuff much. However, I do like Stephen
King and discovered that The Green Mile was
playing on the AMC channel. Since I hadn't
ever seen the ending of this flick, I found
it entertaining for the evening. Are any of
you guys King fans? You might want to
tune in to the AMC channel as they say they
are going to have a "King event" starting
Thursday evening and for several days they
will drag out such oldies as Christine, The
shining, and many others I am sure you will
recognize ...so be sure to put it on your
calendar! Then you will have something to
look forward to besides my stupid jokes:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
you're so horny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t011.html
yoga girls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t012.html
global warming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t013.html
rescue
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t014.html
marriage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
In the red light district
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1322.html
how to wash your car with one bucket of water
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1323.html
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jew tells him that they have become even
harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys
the Jew's remaining stock of 50, and this time
for $75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand
for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy,
please tell me:
What do you do with al l these black bras?
The Chinese guy answers:
'I cut them in half and sell them as skull
caps to you Jews for $200.00 each.
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One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot
asked the class if they could name some things
you can suck!"
"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered.
"Good, Jane." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone else?".
"How about a lollipop!" said Steven.
"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!", the
teacher said. Little Johnny, sitting at back then
answered, "A lamp!".
The teacher and all of the students wondered
about his answer. The teacher asked him, "Johnny,
why do you think one can suck a lamp?"
Last night when I passed my parents room", Little
Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off
the lamp, honey and let me suck it."
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"Hi. This is Gov.. Sarah Palin. Is Senator Lieberman in?"
"No, Governor. This is Yom Kippur."
"Well, hello, Yom. Can I leave a message ?" ....
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to
come out of the bottle. During her struggle, the
phone rang, so she asked her four-year-old
daughter to answer the phone.
"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.
Then she said to the minister, "Mommy can't come
to thephone to talk to you right now. She's
hitting the bottle."
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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