THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Just a couple quick comments and we will
get in to the jokes, first let me point out
that we got an awesome set of movies for you
this am...so be sure to check that out. And also,
just thought I might mention this neat letter
from John that I got the other day...
"your mail is the best, bar nobody's. I look
forward to it every day. It is the sunshine of my day.
Here in then great state of Connecticut, it is a
very nice day, in the upper 60,s, It's fall & the
treesare turning color, which means winter is on it's
way. Hope is isn't like year we had 15 feet of snow
piled up behind our mail box."
JOHN (CONNECTICUT YANKEE)
Well John from Connecticut, we want to thank you
for writing in. Its always good to hear pleasant things
and here today at least for the last couple days,it
has been sunny. But the wind has been fearsome! Well,
that's what you get when you read this page, a lot of
wind:) har har har...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a view
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u005.html
new monitor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u004.html
you look beautiful
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u003.html
wow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u002.html
Jeffry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u001.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
mouth breather
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1336.html
life to death
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1337.html
what did she say?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1338.html
feed Molly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1339.html
A guy gets a call from the police telling him
that his house was robbed. The offenders had also
consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.
A moment of silence passes and the guy says,
"I can't believe they screwed my wife after
only five beers!";
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Got this text from my brother recently.
It read, "Can I stay at your house for a while?
The ol' lady kicked me out after she caught me
measuring my pecker.
It just reaches the back of her sister's throat!";
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Was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table
when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's
my husband! Quick, try the back door!";
Thinking back, I really should have ran –
but you don't get offers like that every day.
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Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch
together. Goldstein says to his friend, "Last week was one of the
worst weeks of my entire life."
"Why? What happened?" asks Birnbaum.
Goldstein moans, "My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It
rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent
thousands of dollars on the credit card. I came back to New York and
found out that my rat brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me
off for millions. And to top it all off, when I came in to work on
Monday morning, I found my son having sex with my best model on my
desk!
"You think you had a bad week?" responds Birnbaum. "My week was even
worse! I went to Florida on vacation with my wife and it rained for
seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands
on the credit card. Then, when I got back to New York, I found out
that my rat cousin accountant has been ripping me off for millions.
To top it all off, when I came in to my office on Monday, I found my
son having sex with my best model on my desk!"
"How can you say that your week was worse than mine?" asks Goldstein.
"It was identical!"
"Shmuck!" replies Birnbaum. "I manufacture men's wear!"
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The FBI and the DEA are joining efforts and will be assigning some of
their agents to a quasi-FBI/DEA enforcement team specifically
targeting the illegal allergy pills sales that occur on the black
market.
The agents will be called "Pseudo Feds."
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BUFFALO BILL
Not a morning person
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axzsxd.htm
Not Just A Human Problem
http://www.buffaloschips.com/azsdeed.htm
Both Ways Barack
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012108.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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