Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Looks like one more day of nice autumn weather and then it is
going to have a cold spell probably leading up to snow around
Halloween. It is nice to have four seasons without having to drive
somewhere to see them. I have been enjoying having the window
open at night and having nice 50 to 60 degree temperatures at
night.
Eva and a little boy are receiving training to teach them positive
interaction with their peers. They get along perfectly half of the
time, in fact they are best friends. It is the other half of the time
that they argue and disturb the class. Their training sounds a lot
like marriage counseling. Back when I used to get in trouble in the
lower grades, I had to go stand in the hallway till the principal
came along, read you the riot act and sent you back to class.. I
remember it well, used to end up out there once a day .
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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I paid my $125 and she asked me to wash my hands.
I guess you can never be too safe in the '90s.
She led me into a quiet, comfortable enclave highlighted with a
myriad of mirrors and asked me to sit. It was my first time and she
knew it. I'll admit, I was nervous.
I got a little more on edge when she pulled out a white bottle and
poured its contents into a small container. I had been told by my
pals a lubricant of some sort was necessary. I guess she could see
in my eyes I didn't have a clue what was about to happen. So, to
calm my nerves, she went over everything first. She showed me, as
best she could, how I was to prepare myself before putting it in.
She even warned me that most first-timers fear they'll encounter
immediate discomfort and wind up pulling it out seconds later. None
of this made me feel any more confident. It was at that point I
sheepishly informed her I wasn't sure I'd be able to go through with
it. After all, it was on the insistence of my buddies that finally
I phoned her up and requested her services.
"It'll feel like the weight of the world is off your back after you
do it the first time," they said. "It's about time you became a
man," urged another, "it'll be the best day of your life." After a
few deep breaths and some uncomfortable chit-chat, I gave it the ol'
college try. With my left hand propping open my target and my right
index finger in the ready position, I took my first plunge.
Rejected. The young lady looked at me immediately and gave a few
words of encouragement so I wouldn't lose my enthusiasm. She was
obviously a professional.
Again and again, I tried to put it in but for some reason it
wouldn't go where I wanted it. Instead, it slipped out of my hands,
bent every which way or fell onto my leg. After an hour of trying,
not only had my pride taken a beating, but my eyes watered in
frustration. As I cleaned it one more time I told her this would be
my last hurrah. We both wanted everything to work out. That's when
it happened. A perfect entry. When I opened my eyes everything
became clearer.
Yes, putting in contact lenses isn't that hard after all.
All those years of suffering through life with blurred vision are
behind me. The gratification of seeing clearly through my right eye
was hard to put into words. I'd like to thank optometrist assistant
Laura Chipman for being patient with me and teaching me what it
takes to force a soft contact lens into an unwilling eye. I just
knew I could do it. Now, if I could only take the darn thing out.
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Toon Chips For Those Who Can't Wait
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Little Johnny Chips
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Little Suzie was supposed to bring fifty cents to school for a
workbook, so she went to ask her father for it. She found him in
the bathroom, stark naked, and in the excitement she forgot all
about the fifty cents and asked, "Daddy, What's that?"
Her dad said, "That's what I call 'a shame'." Next day at school,
when the teacher asked for the fifty cents, Little Suzie said,
"Daddy couldn't give me fifty cents because he wasn't wearing his
pants."
The teacher replied, "Doesn't your father have any shame at all?"
Little Suzie said, "Oh, yes, ma'am, he has one, but it's not as big
as the one the principal gave you last Thursday."
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Short Chips
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"So," jealous Judy asked the detective she had hired, "did you trail
my husband?" "Yes ma'am. I did. I followed him to a bar, then to a
restaurant and then to a house." A big smile crossed Judy's face,"
Aha!! Then I've got him!" she said, gloating." Is there any doubt
what he was doing?" "No ma'am." replied the sleuth, "It's pretty
clear that he was following you and taking pictures of you and this
other man having sex. By the way, nude pictures of you are all over
the Internet."
One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through
their daughter's purses. So, the brunette goes through her
daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my god, I'm so
ashamed! My Daughter smokes." So, the redhead goes through her
daughter's purse and finds an empty can of beer. She says, "Oh my
god I'm so ashamed!
My daughter drinks." So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she
finds a used condom. She says, "Oh my god I'm so ashamed! My
daughter has a penis."
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Vacation Chips
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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon. Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation."
He continues, "Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three
years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline
got pregnant."
"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline
got pregnant again."
"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get
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Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."
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Party Chips
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Jill spotted John across a crowded room at a convention in Las
Vegas. Easing up next to him, Jill asked John if he would like to
join her for a drink.
"I don't know," said John. "I've got a wife and two kids at
home..."
To which Jill replied, "I don't know you. You don't know me. They
don't know us, and we don't know them." John thought about it for a
second and then agreed.
A few drinks later, Jill invited John up to her room for a nightcap.
When John hesitated again, she said, "I don't know you. You don't
know me. They don't know us, and we don't know them." And John
agreed.
After a few more drinks in Jill's room, the two of them were
starting to get pretty friendly, and Jill asked if John would be
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don't know you, you don't know me, they don't know us, and we don't
know them, then who the hell are we going to invite?!"
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Short Chips
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Someday I guess I'm just gonna get arrested, but I can't resist off
the wall humor when people least expect it. I went into this
department story and was greeted by a female salesgirl who said,
"Good afternoon sir, and what is it you desire?"
I replied, "What I desire is to whisk ya outta here, take you to my
secret hide-away, mix up a big pitcher of drinks, put on some soft
music, and then make mad passionate love to ya all afternoon.
However, what I need is some underwear and socks."
The four newlyweds spent their honeymoon at Niagara Falls. They
occupied adjoining rooms, sat at the same table, and were
inseparable. One evening after dinner as they were returning to
their rooms, there was lightning and the lights went off. It was
pitch dark, and groping their way they made it to their rooms, and
quietly undressed. Jack a religious fellow knelt to pray. Just as
he completed his prayer, the lights came on that he saw that he was
with his friend's wife. He jumped up and dashed for the door -
"Too late to hurry now," said the girl "Joe never prays!"
We were helping customers when the store optometrist walked by and
flirted with a co-worker. Of course, we all had to stop what we
were doing to tease her. But she quickly dismissed the notion of a
budding romance.
"Can you imagine making out with an optometrist?" she asked. "It
would always be, 'Better like this...or like this?'"
Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant in the middle
of a jungle?
A: Wipe it off & tell him you're sorry!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A: Fucks funny
Q: What did the Nixon and Clinton administrations have in common?
A: A crooked Dick in the Oval Office
Q: What do you get when you cross LSD with a birth control pill?
A: A trip without the kids.
Q: Why are young Indian males called Braves?
A: Have you ever seen the women they have to marry?
buffalo says I disagree with the last one. The hottest cartoon babe
is Disney's Pocohontas, even better than Jessica Rabbit
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Toon Chips
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Limerick Chips
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There once was a woman, Monique,
Who proclaimed an efficient technique:
"One fuck daily's just right."
She did seven one night,
And then found that it made her hole weak.
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There once was a woman from Latch,
Who jacked herself off with a match.
She got so excited,
The damn thing ignited,
And burnt all the hair off her snatch.
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I know that you'll think me quite dotty,
But please, no caffeine in the latte!
One simple espresso -
I put on a dress, oh,
And really start acting quite naughty!
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Parting Chips
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"Just try to relax, this won't take long," said the gynecologist trying
to calm the obviously nervous young blonde patient.
"Haven't you ever been examined like this before?" he asked, putting his
hand up her twat.
"Yeah, sure," she replied, "but not by a doctor!"
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2109
Biker Lady
Tami along with a mob of others is ready to start the race when...
Val: Over here Tami. We are riding with you.
Tami: Good grief.
Katie: I have your drugs.
Official: Drugs?
Katie: Asprin and stuff like that.
Val: I have the other stuff you cheat with.
Official: Cheat?
Val: Yeah, water. I don't know why you bipeds
need so much water.
Official: Okay, on your Marks, One, Two Bang!
Rudy: Cool guns and stuff.
To be continued
(nice to be back)
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