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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Let's see who is having a birthday this month
October
1. Julie Andrews, Mark McGwire, Amy Wilson
2. Sting, Groucho Marx
3. Dave Winfield, Chubby Checker, Stevie Ray Vaughan
4. Tony LaRussa, Alicia Silverstone, Susan Sarandon
5. Grant Hill, Mario Lemieux, Karen Allen, Mamared Rexrode
6. Rebecca Lobo, Britt Ekland, Diana Hughes
7. John Cougar Mellencamp, Bishop Desmond Tutu
8. Jesse Jackson, Chevy Chase, Sigourney Weaver
9. John Lennon, Jackson Browne
10. David Lee Roth, Dave DeBusschere, Tanya Tucker
11. Steve Young, Luke Perry, Eleanor Roosevelt, Joan Yaeger
12. Marion Jones, Luciano Pavarotti, Kirk Cameron
13. Jerry Rice, Paul Simon, Marie Osmond
14. Dwight Eisenhower, Roger Moore, Ralph Lauren
15. Jim Palmer, Lee Iacocca
16. Juan Gonzalez, Angela Lansbury, Orel Hershiser
17. Evel Knievel, Arthur Miller, George Wendt, Pat Rose
18. Martina Navratilova, Mike Ditka, Jean-Claude Van Damme
19. John Lithgow
20. Tom Petty, Mickey Mantle, Virgie Pembleton, Lesley Bilewitz
21. Carrie Fisher, Whitey Ford
22. Jeff Goldblum, Tony Roberts, Christopher Lloyd
23. Michael Crichton, Johnny Carson, Sandra McCall
24. Kevin Kline
25. Pablo Picasso, Pam Suiter
26. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Pat Sajack
27. Dylan Thomas, Theodore Roosevelt, Emily Post, Morgan Dellin
28. Bill Gates, Bruce Jenner, Julia Roberts, Cheryl Anthony
29. Winona Ryder, Richard Dreyfuss, Denis Potvin
30. Grace Slick, John Adams
31. Dan Rather, Jane Pauley
Enjoy the chips .... buffalo
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HOW TO POOPIE AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit
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For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide
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CROP DUSTING - When farting, you walk briskly around the office so
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FLY BY - The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in
and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom,
leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT
FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly
going into the bathroom.
ESCAPEE - A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or
forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden
wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not
acknowledge it.
Pretend it did not happen If you are standing next to the farter in
the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee.
It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing
makes both parties feel uneasy.
JAILBREAK - When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine
gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover.
If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until
everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of
what just occurred.
COURTESY FLUSH - The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop
hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to
stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing
the WALK OF SHAME.
WALK OF SHAME - Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door
after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very
uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with
farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be
avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER - A colleague who poops at work and is
proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter
the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm.
Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper
before entering the bathroom.
THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) - A group of co-workers who band
together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident.
This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The
Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
SAFE HAVENS - A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where
you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of
the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex
entering the bathroom.
TURD BURGLAR - Someone who does not realize that you are in the
stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most
shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at
work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar
leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
CAMO-COUGH - A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the
bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a
WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective
when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
ASTAIRE - A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd
Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt
that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the
bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.
WATERMELON - A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the
toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH
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Lion Chips
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There was this tiger that woke up one morning and just felt great.
He felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared
at him, "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
And the poor quaking little monkey replied, "You are of course, no
one is mightier than you."
A little while later the tiger confronted a deer, and bellowed out,
"WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
The deer shook so hard it could barely speak, but managed to
stammer, "Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the
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The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered up to an elephant who was
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"WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?"
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"Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get
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Alien Chips
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Greetings Earthling .....
I am a silicon based life form from a galaxy far, far away, visiting
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Oh god that feels good!
I especially enjoy it when you scroll down on me.
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You are the best I've had yet. And I know you enjoyed it too
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Short Chips
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One day Little Johnny got curious and asked his mother, "Where do
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Little Johnny then asked, "Where do black babies come from?
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My last boyfriend liked to talk a lot during sex.
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My mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your
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Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor Muslim
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Got this text from my brother recently.
It read. "Can I stay at your house for a while?
The ol' Lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock.
It just reaches the back of her sister's throat!"
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A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are
rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his
suppliers. Therefore he has to charge £50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
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the Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras size 38
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The China man answers, "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
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JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
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And now they have a son.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
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HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
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GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
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There was a little girl who had a little curl
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Parting Chips
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After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit
my dyslexic friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!
Bob P.
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