THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
It is always better to have no ideas than false
ones; to believe nothing, than to believe what is wrong.
-Thomas Jefferson
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Wow, more restaurants closing here in our
beautiful West Michigan. Seems that we have
had a plethora of such happening lately. Apparently,
with the recession going on, people have less
dollars to go out to eat. The latest victim of
closure is Rosie's diner. Rosie's has had some
national fame, located in Rockford, and it is
where many of the bounty commercials were filmed
during the late 80s. it was a so called 50s style
diner that was moved here, originally located in
New Jersey and current owners moved the building
to Rockford. The decore was the traditional black
and white tiles that you might expect and they
served a hamburger and french fries that would
exlode in your mouth with flavor. Only thing that
did not reflect the 1950s was the prices.
Employees were surprised when they
went to work the other morning to find a notice on
the door, "closed for good" and also somewhat
agitated, when the owners refused to pay them their
last paychecks. It points out a couple of things.
Doesn't matter what decade it is whether its the 1950s
or its the year 2000, men are still greedy ...
and most likely its the little working guy who is
gonna get the shaft in the end.
A fact of life
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
its been confirmed
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pony rides
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offshore drilling
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a fun date
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the hole
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Hold my beer and watch this
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INSOLITE COCKTAIL MARTINI BAR SUR LE CONSTELLATION
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dreams
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
dogs
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Mike: Do you remember first meeting your wife?
John: Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the
Gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her That if she agreed
to marry me, she would begin a New life and I'd never allow her near
the gutter again.
Mike: Wow, I hope she appreciates what you did for her.
John: Not really. Jill hated to give up bowling
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Two farmers walking through a field; one stoop down and
dips his finger in some cow dung and rubs it across his
lips. The second farmer asks him why he did such a
disgusting thing. The first one replies, `I have chapped lips!'.
The second one asks him, `does it make them better?' He replies,'
No! But it stops you from licking them!'
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A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting
drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer,
"Hey, why are you sitting here on this
beautiful day, getting drunk?"
The farmer shook his head and replied,
"Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that's so horrible?"
the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
"Well," the farmer said, "today I was
sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got
the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied.
"So what happened then?" the man asked.
The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it
to the post on the left."
"And then?" "Well, I sat back down and continued
to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she
took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed and said, "Again?"
The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.
"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the
post on the right." "And then?" "Well, I sat back
down and began milking her again. Just as I got the
bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the
bucket with her tail."
"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head.
"So, what did you do?" the man asked.
"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have any more
rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to
the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...
Some things you just can't explain."
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Q: What is the married mans perfect day?
A: He wakes up and sees his girlfriend on the
cover of Playboy. His son is on the cereal box,
and his wife is on a milk carton.
BUFFALO BILL
blame dog
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blanket repair
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blind
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That's all folks
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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