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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Eva left for school today painted up as a clown in her clown costume
which was sent to her by a friend in Calif. They will be having a
Halloween party this morning with treats and then parading through the
other Kindergarten classes. I am glad to see they haven't taken this
part of my childhood away from this generation. The little parties on
Holidays through the year were always a welcome break from class
and a chance to taste the other mom's cupcakes and cookies that
they sent in for treats. My cousin's dad worked at a dairy and one
year we got ice cream treats for the class to have on my birthday.
Treats were more acceptable back then because prior to 1970
fast food wasn't all that available in small towns and the cafeterias
in schools actually prepared each dish that day from scratch. We
knew the cooks because they were friends mom's and aside from
working from a menu the meals were prepared the same as they
did for their families. There were no steam kettles in the school
kitchens, which I consider one of the worse cooking tools ever
invented as they turn a batch of goulash from a collection of
distinct tastes and textures to a mush that could be eaten by toddlers
with a single taste that was only reminiscent of the ingredients.
There was a warehouse out back with a reefer that stored chicken,
beef and pork that was from the USDA food programs and as
good as any you bought from a store and case after case of
canned goods and bags of flower and sugar. With good food you
could afford to have a few goodies.
Eva has a separate costume of Tigger that is of a blanket material
that she will be wearing for the downtown trick or treating and
Halloween as you can can put a couple of layers of clothing
underneath it. The high today is supposed to be 45 and we
had several inches of pea sized hail on the ground yesterday.
I want to thank all of you for your patience, well-wishes and advice
over the past month. I do read your letters and Google some of the
info to bounce off the doctors when I see them. I have learned that
most of my aches and pains are common and caused by old age.
If 60 is the new 40, why do I feel like I am 80 heh heh ?
Enjoy the chips and your weekend, the sore but still in good spirits,
buffalo
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Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East and
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One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone
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I once had a ladyfriend, Rose,
Double-jointed she was, I suppose...
And I watched fascinated,
As Rose masturbated;
Herself with the tip of her nose.
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Hickory dickory dock
some girl was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
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Four newlyweds spent their honeymoon at Niagara Falls. They occupied
adjoining rooms, sat at the same table, and were inseparable. One
evening after dinner as they were returning to their rooms, there was
lightning and the lights went off. It was pitch dark, and groping
their way they made it to their rooms, and quietly undressed. Jack a
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2112
Halloween Time
Katie: What kind of Kostume are you wearing this
year Val?
Val: I will be a fairy good mother. How about you?
Katie: I will be a billionairess.
Rudy: Sigh, of course.
Sandi: How about you Rudy?
Rudy: A lumberjack for me and for you Sandi?
Sandi blushing: I think I would like to be just
a farmer's wife. So I will wear an apron and
the like.
Rudy: How about being a lumberjack's wife?
Sandi blushing more: I could do that.
To be continued
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