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THE COMICS

work out
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ok Harold
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bad idea
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the hunter and the bear
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words of wisdom
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worm it out
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the truth
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the world ends
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adam and the serpant
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divorce
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

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COOL STUFF

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essential utilities
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A fellow tees off and slices terribly. He sees the ball fly past a stand of
trees and then hears a shriek. He runs over and finds a
woman knocked out cold.
The man runs back to the clubhouse and shouts, "Is there a doctor here?"
"I'm a doctor," another man says, rising. "What's the trouble?"
"I just hit a woman out there with a golf ball, and she's unconscious!"
"Well, where did you hit her?" the doctor asks.
"Between the first and second holes."
"Oh, my," the doctor says, shaking his head.
"That doesn't leave much room for stitches!"
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A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer
approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
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Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his
Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the
food was being served.
When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny wait until we say our prayer." his mother
reminded him. "I don't have to." The boy replied. "Of course,
you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's
house, and she knows how to cook.
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Bob is waiting to tee off for the start of his round when he sees Joe
just finishing his round. Bob notices that Joe is wet all over the
front of his trousers. Curiosity gets the best of him, so Bob asks
Joe how he got so wet. Joe tells the following story:
That day, Joe had played golf for the first time with bi-focals. All
day long, he could see two sizes for everything. There was a big club
and a little club; a big ball and a little ball; etc. So, Joe said
that he hit the little ball with the big club and it went straight
and long all day long. On the green, he putted the little ball into
the big cup. He said that he played the best golf of his life.
Bob said, "I understand that, but how did you get all wet?"
"Well," said Joe, "when I got to the 16th, I had to urinate awfully
bad. I went into the woods and unzipped my fly. When I looked down,
there were two of them also; a big one and a little one. Well, I knew
the big one wasn't mine, so I put it back."
_____________

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.
"Mommy, mommy, why does daddy got so few hairs on his head?"
he asked his mother.
"He thinks a lot." replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up
with a good answer to her husband's baldness.
So she thought until Johnny thought for a second and said, "I'm glad you
don't do any thinking. You would look silly without your long hair!"
___________

This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of
his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister
paint. He broke off suddenly when he noticed one of the recruits had
been talking in ranks.
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, RECRUIT??" the drill sergeant hollered.
In a quivering voice, the recruit replied, "I said, to myself,, Drill
Sergeant Sir, 'if that sucker thinks I'm going to stand here and take his
crap . . . well, he's certainly an uncanny judge of character."

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!

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