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DETROIT -- Thousands of UAW members walked off the
job Monday in the first
nationwide strike against General Motors since 1970.
"With the ability of companies to go overseas
and have wages, people work for
half the amount of money," said Bob Weinert,
UAW Local 22 member.
"It's not economically feasible for a company
to stay in the states and do business anymore."
Union members are facing global competition face to face.
GM officials say they must cut cost to stay economically viable
and keep pace with foreign automakers. At the
same time, the union is
determined to protect North American manufacturing.
"If we get hit, everybody in this whole state may as well
say they're going down with us. So they
might as well come on out and
fight this fight with us because it's not
just General Motors, us out
here working with us, it's everybody in this state, period,"
said Claudia Mack of UAW Local 22.
As a fellow Michigander, my thoughts and prayers
go out to the workers and
families of local UAW 22. I for one know how
important General motors is to the
state of Michigan. I could only wish that
the nation knew how important General
Motors is to the nation. I would have to ask myself why the
government has ignored the needs of one of the most important industries in America. And why
it has allowed thousands of jobs to be shipped
out of the country. But more important I would also have to ask
myself why my fellow Americans think it's a
good idea to drive a foreign made automobile
in the first place. You know something, if Americans
had bought more American made autos for the last 10 yeara,
then just maybe we wouldn't find our selves
in the recession that we are in today. But then,
what do I know, I'm just a dumb
redneck joke teller. But I do know one thing,
I've never owned a car with
a foreign made emblem on it. And I never will.
3 Cheers to UAW local 22.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
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Little Greggy came home from school, and his mother asked,
"How was your day dear?"
He replied: " Pretty good. I ate all my
jam sandwiches for lunch,
passed my spelling test, came first in the 100 metres sprint, was
in the winning netball team, and got screwed on the way home."
His mother was shocked and yelled at him," I won't have you talking
filth like that! Its disgusting.
Get to your room, you just wait
till your father gets home". So little Greggy
went upstairs to his room.
When his father got home, Little Greggys mother told him
he had better go up and talk to him.
He went up to his room and said, " What sort of a
day did you have at school son?"
Little Greggy said, "Pretty good Dad, I ate
all my jam sandwiches for lunch,
passed my spelling test, came first in the 100 metres sprint,
was in the winning netball team, and got screwed on the way ome."
His father went downstairs into the kitchen and got the
cast iron frying pan from where it was hanging on the wall.
His mother was horrified. "What are you going to do with that?
You're not going to hit him!" she cried.
The father said, " No. He can't do all that on jam sandwiches -
I'm going to cook him a steak with spuds".
____________
A doctor, a lawyer, and a manager were discussing the
relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says, “For sure a mistress is better. If
you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all
sorts of legal problems.”
The doctor says, “It's better to have a wife because
the sense of security lowers your stress and is good
for your health.”
The manager says, “You're both wrong. It's best to
have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the
mistress, and the mistress thinks you're with your
wife - you can go to the office and do some work.”
____________
A fellow got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling
that something about this day was to be different.
Something unusual WAS about to happen. He glanced out the
window at the thermometer: 33 degrees. He went downstairs
- the clock had stopped at 3 o'clock. He picked up the
newspaper and read the date: the 3rd of the month.
Threes - that was it! He grabbed the paper and flipped it
open to the racing section. Sure enough in the 3rd race,
there was a horse named Trio! The fellow hurried to the
bank, drew out his life savings and bet it
all on the horse to win.
The son of a bitch finished 3rd.
____________
At a session with a marriage counselor, the wife
snapped at her husband:
"That's not true ! I do so enjoy sex !"
Then, turning to the counselor, she explained:
"But this animal expects it four or five times a year !"
_________
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one
remarked how nice it would be to
wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of
bed, and without an argument
go directly to the golf course, meet his
buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a
priority, figure out a way and meet
here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives,
and there they are on the
golf course. The first guy says,
"Boy this game cost me a
fortune! I bought my wife
such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton, too.
My wife is at home planning
the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car,reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them
like they have lost their minds. "I can't
believe you all went to such
expense for this golf game. I slapped
my wife on the butt and said,
'Well babe, Merry Christmas!
It's a great morning for sex or golf,'
and she said, 'Take a sweater.'"
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