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Clean Clean

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My

name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I got up this morning and started working on the email

and after a few minutes I noticed my emails wouldn't

delete. I rebooted and went along for awhile and then

the same problem again. All of my folders appear to be

within the limits of size and numbers that Outlook Express

likes to operate with and it is not acting like previous

times when I have been bothered by corrupted files. I have

transferred those folders necessary to do the mailings

with over to Outlook and I will use that until I can

figure out where the problem is.

One of the reasons I am mentioning this is I downloaded

Spiralfrog last night which is a new free music service.

For a small download it seemed to spend a real long time

downloading itself and when it installed it altered some

files that I didn't think it had any business touching.

It then stuck and went nuts at the end of the first

download and I was forced to close the program to stop it.

I am not saying that it is a problem but I have since

removed it and restored to Monday with no positive results,

OE still malfunctioned after about 15 minutes of use and

anti-virus and spyware checks are all normal.

I guess I wouldn't recommend Spiralfrog at this time and

I hope everything is back to normal soon.

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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Fred was pretty perplexed at this, and sought explanation.
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of
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BJ: There is a special happening at grammar's nursing home.
The mayor of Edmond will be there to celebrate the home's
50th anniversary, plus we can hear the great music of Edgar
Cruz.

Sandi: Oh he plays the wonderful guitar that we listen to on
CD and MP3 all the time right?

Diana: Yes, he is known world-wide and has about 12 CDs out plus
a couple of DVDs.

Katie: Frumpt! I would rather stay home.

Ginger: Come Auntie, we should go and see grammar.

Katie: Right, to see grammar I will go.

later....

Katie: Oh what wonderful music he plays. I love the flamingo guitar.
Sigh, I think I will visit with him.

BJ: You really shouldn't, he is performing.

Katie goes up and whispers in Edgar Cruz's ear..he grins, Katie grins
and returns.

BJ: What happened?

Katie: Well, I asked him if we could interview him at his home and
bring
our camcorder. He said yes, but I would have to come along....oh be
still my beating heart. He is going to play "Unchained Melody" and
it is
for me! Oh yes mother he heard you can sing and would like for you
to sing "Ave Maria" after "Unchained Melody".

Edgar Cruz plays unchained melody and after playing it tosses a kiss
towards Katie who passes out..... THUD!!

Diana joins Edgar Cruz and sings "Ave Maria"...a stunning performance
that leaves the crowd first breathless then a standing ovation.

Edgar Cruz takes a break and comes over: Your wife has an amazing
voice and your dog is a little nuts but she is nice. I do hope your
family
comes over to my house and we can visit, play a few songs and have
that interview. Here is my card with my private phone number.

BJ: Thanks Edgar we will do that and soon.

The herd in Guthrie

(So we will have about a 3-5 parter fairly soon with the interview
with Edgar Cruz and shamelessly I will put his website with info for
his products. A nice humble Christian man who doesn't play in bands
due to the influence of drugs, groupies, etc., A man who plays at
nursing homes, at churches, and various benefits for nothing a rare
person of talent who believes in giving back.)

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