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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I started the story on coffee yesterday to lead into
another story involving coffee and cumshaw. Cumshaw is
a Chinese word meaning grateful thanks or a gratuity.
Sailors embraced the practice and used it as a method
of obtaining and exchanging goods and services. Smaller
deals might include alcohol, cigarettes, or even a bale
of rags but major undertakings required coffee and sugar.
Although the Navy provides this beverage freely while out
onboard a ship, those on shore duty were forced to buy
there own unless they had a cumshaw artist in their midst.

Remember I spoke yesterday of the 15 gallon drum of coffee
we kept down in our space? By the time we got back to the
states it was full and weighed several hundred pounds. We
went into a restricted availability which meant we had
about 4 months to put everything back together, do our
maintenance, train the replacements, and paint and stencil
the space. Our Chief being an old horse trader with many connections
in the Navy shops traded the coffee for 275 gallons
of white paint, masking materials, spraying equipment,
and an experienced painter for the weekend. We spent the
week masking out all that wasn't white and knocking dust
and grime loose and gave our space a complete paint job
in a week. The space was about the size of a large three
story house so that put us quite aways in front of the
other spaces. Of course they had their own deals going
too and one other space was painted for their stock and
other spaces had large pieces of machinery rebuilt that
hadn't been scheduled to be repaired but desperately
needed it.

Cumshaw was one of the best-kept, most widely known secrets
in the Navy. The enlisted men did it to add some amount
of deniability to it if the officers were ever confronted
with it but trading materials became available if it was
for the benefit of the ship.

When I worked in a shop for shore duty we kept large
supplies of fasteners onhand so a job wouldn't stop
because someone needed a bolt over the weekend. Back
then a metal called Monel was popular as it was a nickel
copper mix that resisted corrosion but had more strength
than brass and didn't react with iron. I was in charge
of supply and ordered every part for the 70-100 jobs
we had going on at any given moment and I was also in
charge of providing coffee for 60 sailors that worked
on the crews. I merely dropped a hint that we were in
need of coffee as I helped the ships out and they were
happy to reciprocate. When I left the shop to go back
to sea duty I left them with a six month supply of
coffee.

Enjoy the chips....buffalo

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Sandi: I was looking for Ginger.

BJ: Did you find her?

Ginger: She found me.

BJ: Okay here is the deal. You probably know where I am going
and what I am doing. So you cannot mess with the food.

Sandi: Deal.

At Pizza Hut....

BJ: You guys stay in the car while I get the food.

Sandi: Daddy it is hot in the car and you might get in trouble
leaving
critters in the car to suffer.

BJ: Egads. Okay hand me the dog leash. I can make this leash work
for two dogs by putting you each on one end and I hold the middle.

Ginger: We will be good...wink wink.

inside the store, BJ pays for the pizza and on the way out unknown to
BJ
Ginger cops a slice of pizza from the buffet.

Outside BJ hears chomp chomp chomp!

BJ: Hey where did you get that pizza?

Ginger: Buffet,,,good to.

While BJ continues to lecture Ginger, Sandi thugs a slice from an
outside
table..

In the car, BJ hears chomp chomp, he turns around and sees Sandi and
Ginger with a few slices of pizza a couple of drinks....

BJ: Doomed, doomed I say.

The herd in Guthrie

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