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Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London.
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign
that catches his eye.
The sign said "Suits ?5.00 each, Shirts ?2.00
each, Trousers ?2.50 per pair."
Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of
dose, and when we get back to Ireland , we could make a fortune.
Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet,
okay? Just let me do all
the talking cause if they hear your accent,
they might not be nice
to us. I'll speak in my best English accent. "
"Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut,
so I will." Says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits
at ?5.00 each, 100
shirts at ?2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at ?2.50 each. I'll
back up my truck and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"
"Well . yes," says a surprised Paddy.
"How der hell d'y'know dat?
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
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The Moroccan Sultan commanded his faithful servant: "Get me wife
number one!" The servant raced across the palace grounds to the harem
and came back with the desired wife. An hour later the Sultan
summoned the servant again: "Get me wife number two!" he ordered.
Again the servant dashed across the spacious grounds of the palace
and reported back with the Sultan's second wife. Only an hour later
the Sultan called again for his fleet-footed servant: "Fetch me wife
number three!" As the obedient servant raced out of the royal
chambers he dropped dead from physical exhaustion. MORAL: It's not
the loving that kills you. It's the running around!
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Two rather drunk gentlemen stood at the bar near closing
time. "I've got an idea," said one, "let's have one more
drink and then go and find us some girls."
"No," replied the other one, "I've got more than I can
handle at home."
"Great," replied the idea man, "then let's have one more
drink and go up to your place."
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On his honeymoon, a very thick redneck farmer, Billy
Joe, insisted on having a room at the luxury hotel with
a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night
after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bath-
room dressed in some very sexy lingerie.
"Hey Billy Joe, come in off the balcony and see what I
have waiting for you to savor for the first time" she said coyly.
"No thanks, I want to sit out here," he said.
So Daisy sat down brushing her golden hair for 10
minutes after which she invited Billy Joe once more to
come in off the balcony to take pleasure of her
virginal body. Once more he refused. Eventually Daisy
grew tired of waiting and she retired to the wedding
bed and fell asleep.
In the morning, she awoke to find
him still sitting on the balcony.
"Why did you spend the whole night out there when you
could have been making love all night?" she asked.
"Well my pa said the first night of my marriage would
be the most beautiful night of my whole life - and I
didn't want to miss a moment of it."
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At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have
a weekly husband's marriage
seminar. At the session last week, the Priest
asked Luigi, who was
approaching his 50th wedding anniversary,
to take a few minutes and
share some insight into how he had managed to
stay married to the same
woman all these years.
Luigi replied to the assembled husbands,
"Well, I've a-tried to treat-a
her nice, spend the money on her, but best is that I took-a her to Italy
for the 20th anniversary!
The Priest responded, "Luigi, you are an
amazing inspiration to all the
husbands here! Please tell us what you are
planning for your wife for
your 50th anniversary.
Luigi proudly replied, "I'm a-gonna go and get her."
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A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year
tour unaccompanied to Alaska.
The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife,
"Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all
this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of
mind over matter. Just watch this!"
And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and
stood before her in his altogether.
"Now watch," he said. Next he said, "Dick, ten-HUT!"
And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. Then
he said, "Dick, at EASE!" And his dick deflated again.
"Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind
if I bring our next-door neighbor over to see this?
It's really something else!"
The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since
he was proud of what he had accomplished.
So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious
looking woman who got this guy's full attention! After a
brief pause to take her in, he said, "Now watch this."
Then he said "Dick, ten-HUT!" and the dick sprang to life.
Then it was "Dick, at EASE!" But nothing happened. So the
guy again said, "Dick, at EASE!" But still nothing happened.
So the guy now says, "For the last time, you son-of-a-
bitch, I said AT EASE!!" Still nothing.
Well, the guy was embarassed and ran off to the bathroom.
His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband
in the bathroom, where she found him masturbating.
"What in the world are you doing!?" she asked.
The guy says..."I'm givin' this son-of-a-bitch a
dishonorable discharge!"
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I Don't Understand
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