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The war department once again emailed me about my
ramblings in yesterday's issue. sheeshe. I really hate it when
she has to correct me:) anyways, In yesterday's issue,
I made the statement that when I was a
a kid, we didn't bring guns to school. Well, I'd
have to say that wasn't entirely true, as
my beloved Mrs. has pointed out. No, we didn't
bring a glock 40 to school to blow our fellow
student's brains out. However, what we did do
was something that I am quite sure would have
been frowned upon by today's standards.
There was a fairly large wooded area behind our
school and we quite often brought our 22 rifles,
shotguns, squirrel guns, and etc. to school
for a little huntin in the "back 40" when class let out.
We would store the guns in the boiler room during the day,
and the principle, the janitor, and occasionally
one or 2 of the teachers often accompanied
us after hours to many a memorable trapse
through the woods. Often, we learned more in
God's wonderful outdoors than what we did in
the classroom, as our principle used the oppor-
tunity to teach us many things you don't learn
in the classroom. Amazing isn't it? could you
imagine such an activity being condoned or ever
happening today after school? In fact, many
things happened "back in the day" that wouldn't
be acceptable today. During harvest and planting
season, it was understood that us boys might be
absent from class as much as a week or two
if our presence was needed to help Dad on the
farm, a practice that never would never be
allowed now, but perfectly accepttable then.
We even got a "Real hot lunch" Back then,
the schools had these things called cooks and a
kitchen and they actually fixed a balanced
meal for the students! amazing. But apparently
this is a practice that is deemed to be
a waste of time and money today. The standard
of education may not have been considered
excellent compared to today, no internet, no media
resources to speak of, other than
a 8 millimeter film project. Our public school practices
also included real discipline too,
when you got in trouble. I can still remember the
principle using that paddle. It was a 2
foot long solid piece of flat hickory wood with holes
drilled on the end. The holes allowed
for a little more "ouch" when used because of the air rushing through.
I know cuz I recall more than once "standing" for the
rest of the day when my backside was a little too raw to sit on.
And you know what? in spite of my so called
inadequate education, personally, I don't think
I turned out so bad. Today's kids should be so lucky.
WE do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
If I wasn't muslim
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies208.html
poor guy is in the wrong place at the wrong time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies209.html
G. W. says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies210.html
news report
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies211.html
Bill says...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies212.html
the first person to speak
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies213.html
THE COMICS
my back is killin me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x061.html
uck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x062.html
Ironic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x063.html
hey mom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x064.html
silly husband
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x065.html
danger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x066.html
I remember
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x067.html
its a blowin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x068.html
how's the wife
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x069.html
superman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x070.html
THE JOKES
After his annual physical, the sexually active bachelor
was waiting in the doctor's office for the results.
"Well," said the doctor, "I have good news and bad news for you."
"The way I feel, please give me the good news first" replied the bachelor.
"The good news," announced the doctor,
"is that your penis has grown an additional four inches since your last exam."
"That's great!" the man shouted. "What's the bad news?"
"It's malignant"
_______________
Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover.
She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob lift,
a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen ...the works.
Ten weeks and thousands of dollars later, she was a new woman -- literally.
Her personal physician then performed her annual physical, noted the new "body work."
When the exam was finished, he called her in.
"Bambi, your overall health is good, but I want to discuss a
problem that often affects women your age, osteoporosis."
Bambi looked puzzled. "Osteo--what?"
"Bone loss. Many women start to experience it in their 40s."
Bambi giggled, blushed and said, "Oh, really, Doc.
You've seen me naked. Trust me, with this body and this face,
I get new bones quite often!"
_________________
A farmer finally decided to buy a TV. The store assured him that they would
install the antenna and TV the next day.
The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only political
ads on every channel. The next morning he turned the TV on and found only
political ads again. When he came in to eat lunch he tried the TV again but
still only found political ads.
The next day when he still found only political ads he called the store to
complain. The owner said that it was impossible for every channel to only
have political ads, but agreed to send their repairman to check the TV.
When the TV repairman turned on the TV he found that the farmer was right.
After looking at the TV for a while he went outside to check the antenna. In
a few minutes he returned and told the farmer he had found the problem. The
antenna had been installed on top of the windmill and grounded to the manure spreader.
_______________
A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well ...they feel a bit tight," replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes
and the mans feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk.
Theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," he replied.
_______________
Bill was having a drink in a bar with his friend Doug.
Doug asked, "If you were given a choice to
change something 'bout you, what would you change?"
Bill said, "I wouldn't gamble."
"Did you lose a lot of money?" Doug asked sympathetically.
"No, I made a lot of money," Bill muttered.
"But, I used it to get married."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Idiot
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22619.htm
Important Message
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22620.htm
Hot Cup
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22617.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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(made in the USA)
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NEW! ORBIT Fruit-Flavored Gum
Chew on This! Get 12 Packs of your favorite summertime flavor from ORBIT GUM, FREE*!
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The war department once again emailed me about my
ramblings in yesterday's issue. sheeshe. I really hate it when
she has to correct me:) anyways, In yesterday's issue,
I made the statement that when I was a
a kid, we didn't bring guns to school. Well, I'd
have to say that wasn't entirely true, as
my beloved Mrs. has pointed out. No, we didn't
bring a glock 40 to school to blow our fellow
student's brains out. However, what we did do
was something that I am quite sure would have
been frowned upon by today's standards.
There was a fairly large wooded area behind our
school and we quite often brought our 22 rifles,
shotguns, squirrel guns, and etc. to school
for a little huntin in the "back 40" when class let out.
We would store the guns in the boiler room during the day,
and the principle, the janitor, and occasionally
one or 2 of the teachers often accompanied
us after hours to many a memorable trapse
through the woods. Often, we learned more in
God's wonderful outdoors than what we did in
the classroom, as our principle used the oppor-
tunity to teach us many things you don't learn
in the classroom. Amazing isn't it? could you
imagine such an activity being condoned or ever
happening today after school? In fact, many
things happened "back in the day" that wouldn't
be acceptable today. During harvest and planting
season, it was understood that us boys might be
absent from class as much as a week or two
if our presence was needed to help Dad on the
farm, a practice that never would never be
allowed now, but perfectly accepttable then.
We even got a "Real hot lunch" Back then,
the schools had these things called cooks and a
kitchen and they actually fixed a balanced
meal for the students! amazing. But apparently
this is a practice that is deemed to be
a waste of time and money today. The standard
of education may not have been considered
excellent compared to today, no internet, no media
resources to speak of, other than
a 8 millimeter film project. Our public school practices
also included real discipline too,
when you got in trouble. I can still remember the
principle using that paddle. It was a 2
foot long solid piece of flat hickory wood with holes
drilled on the end. The holes allowed
for a little more "ouch" when used because of the air rushing through.
I know cuz I recall more than once "standing" for the
rest of the day when my backside was a little too raw to sit on.
And you know what? in spite of my so called
inadequate education, personally, I don't think
I turned out so bad. Today's kids should be so lucky.
WE do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
If I wasn't muslim
http://www.thepostm
poor guy is in the wrong place at the wrong time
http://www.thepostm
G. W. says
http://www.thepostm
news report
http://www.thepostm
Bill says...
http://www.thepostm
the first person to speak
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
my back is killin me
http://www.thepostm
uck
http://www.thepostm
Ironic
http://www.thepostm
hey mom
http://www.thepostm
silly husband
http://www.thepostm
danger
http://www.thepostm
I remember
http://www.thepostm
its a blowin
http://www.thepostm
how's the wife
http://www.thepostm
superman
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
After his annual physical, the sexually active bachelor
was waiting in the doctor's office for the results.
"Well," said the doctor, "I have good news and bad news for you."
"The way I feel, please give me the good news first" replied the bachelor.
"The good news," announced the doctor,
"is that your penis has grown an additional four inches since your last exam."
"That's great!" the man shouted. "What's the bad news?"
"It's malignant"
____________
Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover.
She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob lift,
a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen ...the works.
Ten weeks and thousands of dollars later, she was a new woman -- literally.
Her personal physician then performed her annual physical, noted the new "body work."
When the exam was finished, he called her in.
"Bambi, your overall health is good, but I want to discuss a
problem that often affects women your age, osteoporosis.
Bambi looked puzzled. "Osteo--what?
"Bone loss. Many women start to experience it in their 40s."
Bambi giggled, blushed and said, "Oh, really, Doc.
You've seen me naked. Trust me, with this body and this face,
I get new bones quite often!"
____________
A farmer finally decided to buy a TV. The store assured him that they would
install the antenna and TV the next day.
The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only political
ads on every channel. The next morning he turned the TV on and found only
political ads again. When he came in to eat lunch he tried the TV again but
still only found political ads.
The next day when he still found only political ads he called the store to
complain. The owner said that it was impossible for every channel to only
have political ads, but agreed to send their repairman to check the TV.
When the TV repairman turned on the TV he found that the farmer was right.
After looking at the TV for a while he went outside to check the antenna. In
a few minutes he returned and told the farmer he had found the problem. The
antenna had been installed on top of the windmill and grounded to the manure spreader.
____________
A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well ...they feel a bit tight," replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes
and the mans feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk.
Theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," he replied.
____________
Bill was having a drink in a bar with his friend Doug.
Doug asked, "If you were given a choice to
change something 'bout you, what would you change?"
Bill said, "I wouldn't gamble."
"Did you lose a lot of money?" Doug asked sympathetically.
"No, I made a lot of money," Bill muttered.
"But, I used it to get married."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Idiot
http://www.buffalos
Important Message
http://www.buffalos
Hot Cup
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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