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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
trunk monkey
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funny kitties
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what you think
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a two legged dog
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skate boarding gone wrong
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THE COMICS!
a new video game
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I have tried
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its a startin
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talkin dirty
http://www.thepostm
mind reading
http://www.thepostm
wind breakers
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See Earl?
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true love
http://www.thepostm
modern wedding vows
http://www.thepostm
what to do
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his
first visit to a big-city church.
"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joebegan.
"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.
"I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued. "The sidewalk to the
door," Charlie corrected him. "Inside the door, I was met by this dude,"
Joe went on. "That would be the usher," Charlie explained. "Well, the
usher led me down the chute," Joe said. "You mean the aisle," Charlie said.
"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued.
"Pew," Charlie retorted.
"Yeah," recalled Joe.
"That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."
____________
A woman, her husband, and their three rambunctious
young sons were in their car waiting at a traffic.
The woman glanced over at the car next them,
\noticing a blissfully happy mother with her baby daughter.
Looking at her husband she said, "As soon as I lose my
weight from the last baby, I want to try for a daughter."
The husband reached up to the dash, grabbed an open
box of snacks, and said, "Here, have another cookie."
____________
Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter
girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8
cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding
the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her
register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give
me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried
to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.
Why do I tell you this?
**Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:**
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*1. Teaching Math In 1950 *
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is 4/5 of the price. /What is his profit? /
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**2. Teaching Math In 1960 *
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. /What is his profit? /
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**3. Teaching Math In 1970 *
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is $80. /Did he make a profit? /
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**4. Teaching Math In 1980 *
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: /Underline
the number 20. /
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**5. Teaching Math In 1990 *
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit
of$20. /What do you think of this way of making a living? /Topic for
class participation after answering the question: /How did the birds
and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? ///
( */There are no wrong /**/answers/
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Un hachero vende una carretada de madera por $100. El costo de la
producciones es $80. Cua nto dinero ha hecho?
____________
The husband and wife were undressing one night when she said,
"Joyce and Mary were talking about their husbands' anatomy today.
Joyce said that her husband filled out his shorts so well
that they hired him to model jockey shorts."
Her husband said, "So?"
"Then Mary said her husband go so long and hard
that they hired him to model condoms."
"I hope you stood up for me," he said.
"I did," his wife replied." I told them you could be a model, too." "Thank you." "
"If," she went on, "anybody needed a model for a cocktail weiner."
____________
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, Doctor you've Gotta help me.
I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back.
"That's not so much", says the doctor.
"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE
a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE
a day," says the man.
"Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor. "You've got to learn to
take yourself in hand."
"I do", says the man. "Twice a day."
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MOVIES
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Pepsi
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Pool
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
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