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After the most recent national tradgedy of the bride collapse,
America is reeling in a new kind of fear. Almost bigger than the fear
of terrorists, one can not help but worry and be concerned about
not only just the bridges we drive across, but the state of affairs for
the nation's infrastructure in general. Congress rushes to do too little
and too late by pushing through an "aid package to expedite bridge
inspections." But yet, has anyone considered the other such things
as the aged power grid in this country? how bout huge skyscrapes which
have been standing for eons? what about the large dams we have?
what about massive huge football stadiums?
Are they really safe? is a 200 million dollar aid package for inspections
really going to "do the trick?" Maybe the greatest threat to national
security these days is not terrorism anymore.
On a happier note, here are a couple comments from postman fans
Thanks for the great movies and toons. I can't wait each day to open your newsletter,
because then I can just laugh my ass off ! A neat way to start my day
Roger
I have to tell ya I Love the group, your humor and what
not, I run to my e-mail every day looking for a sign that will pull me
from my "funk" and DUDE You are it.
Keep up the awesome work
Carl
Keep up the good work!I really enjoy starting my day with a few laughs & grins
Dennis
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
the race
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies221.html
the trained gold fish
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies222.html
a prank in the barracks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies223.html
drive by insults
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies224.html
interview with O.J. Simpson
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies225.html
douch yer hooch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies226.html
THE COMICS
father son bonding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x081.html
my goodness
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x082.html
an affair
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x083.html
life's subtle reminders
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x084.html
the epitome of embarrasment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x085.html
the little old lady
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x086.html
walk the plank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x087.html
now thats a dick head
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x088.html
in the waiting room
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x089.html
irrisistable
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x090.html
THE JOKES
A guy goes to the doctor due to a hangnail. He walks in,
tells the nurse what is wrong and she immediately tells him:
"Go into the cubicle on the left and take off all your
clothes. The doctor will be with you shortly." Wondering
why this problem would require one to undress, he nontheless
complies. After a few minutes, he becomes aware someone is
in the cubicle next to his, separated only by a curtain.
He peeks and there is another guy standing there undressed.
He attracts the man's attention, then asks "Why do you
suppose that nurse told me to take off all my clothes? I
only have a hangnail?"
The other man replied, "Hell no, I'm just the UPS man
trying to deliver a package."
_____________
Jill spotted John across a crowded room at a convention in Las Vegas.
Easing up next to him, Jill asked John if he would like to join her for a drink.
"I don't know," said John. "I've got a wife and two kids at home..."
To which Jill replied, "I don't know you. You don't know me. They don't
know us, and we don't know them." John thought about it for a second and then agreed.
A few drinks later, Jill invited John up to her room for a nightcap. When
John hesitated again, she said, "I don't know you. You don't know me.
They don't know us, and we don't know them." And John agreed.
After a few more drinks in Jill's room, the two of them were starting to
get pretty friendly, and Jill asked if John would be interested in a
little party. John, bewildered, exclaimed, "If I don't know you, you
don't know me, they don't know us, and we don't know them, then who the
hell are we going to invite?!"
____________
An Octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town
and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for
the first time to play but was told there wasn't anybody he
could play with because they were already out on the course.
He repeated several times that he really wanted to play.
Finally the Assistant Pro said he would play with him and
would give him a 12 stroke handicap. The 80 year old said,
"I really don't need a handicap as I have been playing quite
well. The only real problem I have is getting out of sand
traps." And he did play well.
Coming onto the 18th the old man had a long drive, but it
landed in one of the sand traps around the hole. Shooting
from the sand trap he hit a very high ball which landed on
the green and rolled into the hole!
The Pro walked over to the sand trap where his opponent was
still standing. He said "Nice shot, but I thought you said
you have a problem getting out of sand traps?"
"I do!" replied the Octogenarian, "Please give me a hand."
______________
Tina has been working as a secretary at a new firm for a week when her
boss tells her "I'll tell you a little secret. I can read your mind!"
"Really?" says Tina.
"Yep," replies the boss, as he looks her deep into her eyes. "For
instance, I know you've had a date with a man called Bob last Tuesday."
"WOW!" exclaims Tina, "Unbelievable! That's true!"
"And," continues the boss, "your mom's birthday is April 22".
"WOWEE!" says Tina, "I can't believe it! You really CAN read my mind!"
"Well actually", her boss says, "you've left your private diary in my
room yesterday".
"Fantastic!" says Tina, "you even know THAT!"
_____________
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she
returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What
happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?" "No," she answered, "I thought he was dead."
______________
Shelly was complaining about her husband to her friend Kelly again.
"Surely," said Kelly, "there must be SOMETHING the two of you have in common?"
Shelly replies,
"Well, come to think of it, yes.... we got married on the same day."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Bad Day To Make A Copy
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/20005.htm
Bad Underwear Day
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/20006.htm
Boss
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/3352.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
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adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Tired of messing around with complicated light sets? Frustrated reading poor instructions,
digging trenches, running electrical wires, setting up timers in the scorching heat?
Don't pay hundreds for an electrician and professional landscaper
when you can do it yourself in minutes without breaking a sweat!
With our Milano® Solar Lanterns, make your house stand out in minutes,
not hours without digging or wiring. Best of all, cut down your electric bill and preserve
the environment using Solar energy. No need to setup complicated timers, using
auto-sensing technology, the Milano® lanterns automatically switch on at dusk, just like magic!
Solar Lanterns make your house stand out!
Cordless!
*Easy to Install
*Turns itself on
*Durable stainless steel
*Highlight walk ways
*Accent your garden
Buy Facotry Direct and Save!
Price too low to show!
click Here for More Details:
http://www.tinyurl.
FREE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF GIRLSCOUT COOKIE?
Vote to get a FREE* $100 Visa Gift Card
Peanut Butter Sandwich
Lemonades
Cartwheels
Thin Mints
Peanut Butter Patties
Thanks-a-Lot
Carmel Delites
http://www.tinyurl.
After the most recent national tradgedy of the bride collapse,
America is reeling in a new kind of fear. Almost bigger than the fear
of terrorists, one can not help but worry and be concerned about
not only just the bridges we drive across, but the state of affairs for
the nation's infrastructure in general. Congress rushes to do too little
and too late by pushing through an "aid package to expedite bridge
inspections.
as the aged power grid in this country? how bout huge skyscrapes which
have been standing for eons? what about the large dams we have?
what about massive huge football stadiums?
Are they really safe? is a 200 million dollar aid package for inspections
really going to "do the trick?" Maybe the greatest threat to national
security these days is not terrorism anymore.
On a happier note, here are a couple comments from postman fans
Thanks for the great movies and toons. I can't wait each day to open your newsletter,
because then I can just laugh my ass off ! A neat way to start my day
Roger
I have to tell ya I Love the group, your humor and what
not, I run to my e-mail every day looking for a sign that will pull me
from my "funk" and DUDE You are it.
Keep up the awesome work
Carl
Keep up the good work!I really enjoy starting my day with a few laughs & grins
Dennis
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
the race
http://www.thepostm
the trained gold fish
http://www.thepostm
a prank in the barracks
http://www.thepostm
drive by insults
http://www.thepostm
interview with O.J. Simpson
http://www.thepostm
douch yer hooch
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
father son bonding
http://www.thepostm
my goodness
http://www.thepostm
an affair
http://www.thepostm
life's subtle reminders
http://www.thepostm
the epitome of embarrasment
http://www.thepostm
the little old lady
http://www.thepostm
walk the plank
http://www.thepostm
now thats a dick head
http://www.thepostm
in the waiting room
http://www.thepostm
irrisistable
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
A guy goes to the doctor due to a hangnail. He walks in,
tells the nurse what is wrong and she immediately tells him:
"Go into the cubicle on the left and take off all your
clothes. The doctor will be with you shortly." Wondering
why this problem would require one to undress, he nontheless
complies. After a few minutes, he becomes aware someone is
in the cubicle next to his, separated only by a curtain.
He peeks and there is another guy standing there undressed.
He attracts the man's attention, then asks "Why do you
suppose that nurse told me to take off all my clothes? I
only have a hangnail?"
The other man replied, "Hell no, I'm just the UPS man
trying to deliver a package."
____________
Jill spotted John across a crowded room at a convention in Las Vegas.
Easing up next to him, Jill asked John if he would like to join her for a drink.
"I don't know," said John. "I've got a wife and two kids at home..."
To which Jill replied, "I don't know you. You don't know me. They don't
know us, and we don't know them." John thought about it for a second and then agreed.
A few drinks later, Jill invited John up to her room for a nightcap. When
John hesitated again, she said, "I don't know you. You don't know me.
They don't know us, and we don't know them." And John agreed.
After a few more drinks in Jill's room, the two of them were starting to
get pretty friendly, and Jill asked if John would be interested in a
little party. John, bewildered, exclaimed, "If I don't know you, you
don't know me, they don't know us, and we don't know them, then who the
hell are we going to invite?!"
____________
An Octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town
and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for
the first time to play but was told there wasn't anybody he
could play with because they were already out on the course.
He repeated several times that he really wanted to play.
Finally the Assistant Pro said he would play with him and
would give him a 12 stroke handicap. The 80 year old said,
"I really don't need a handicap as I have been playing quite
well. The only real problem I have is getting out of sand
traps." And he did play well.
Coming onto the 18th the old man had a long drive, but it
landed in one of the sand traps around the hole. Shooting
from the sand trap he hit a very high ball which landed on
the green and rolled into the hole!
The Pro walked over to the sand trap where his opponent was
still standing. He said "Nice shot, but I thought you said
you have a problem getting out of sand traps?"
"I do!" replied the Octogenarian, "Please give me a hand."
____________
Tina has been working as a secretary at a new firm for a week when her
boss tells her "I'll tell you a little secret. I can read your mind!"
"Really?" says Tina.
"Yep," replies the boss, as he looks her deep into her eyes. "For
instance, I know you've had a date with a man called Bob last Tuesday."
"WOW!" exclaims Tina, "Unbelievable! That's true!"
"And," continues the boss, "your mom's birthday is April 22".
"WOWEE!" says Tina, "I can't believe it! You really CAN read my mind!"
"Well actually", her boss says, "you've left your private diary in my
room yesterday".
"Fantastic!" says Tina, "you even know THAT!"
____________
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she
returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What
happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?" "No," she answered, "I thought he was dead."
____________
Shelly was complaining about her husband to her friend Kelly again.
"Surely," said Kelly, "there must be SOMETHING the two of you have in common?"
Shelly replies,
"Well, come to think of it, yes.... we got married on the same day."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Bad Day To Make A Copy
http://www.buffalos
Bad Underwear Day
http://www.buffalos
Boss
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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