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Luke Air Force Base is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization
that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that
it was there long before they were.
A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back.
Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local
paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the
mall. When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, I hope
it stung quite a bit.
...............
The complaint:
"Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base: Whom do we thank for the
morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 a.m., a tight formation
of four F-16 jets made a low! pass o ver Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over
Bell Road at approximately 500 feet.
Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this
wake-up call, or were they trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyns early
bird special? Any response would be appreciated."
...........
The response:
Regarding "A wake-up call from Luke's jets" (Letters, Thursday): On June 15,
at precisely 9:12 a.m., a perfectly timed four-ship flyby of F-16s from the
63rd Fighter Squadron at Luke Air Force Base flew over the grave of Capt.Jeremy Fresques.
Capt. Fresques was an Air Force officer who was previously stationed at Luke
Air Force Base and was killed in Iraq on May 30, Memorial Day. At 9 a.m. on
June 15, his family and friends gathered at Sunland Memorial Park in Sun
City to mourn the loss of a husband, son and friend.
Based on the letter writer's recount of the flyby, and because of the jet
noise! , I'm sure you didn't hear the 21-gun salute, the playing of taps, or
my words to the widow and parents of Capt. Fresques as I gave them their
son's flag on behalf of the President of the United States and all those
veterans and servicemen and women who understand the sacrifices they have endured.
A four-ship flyby is a display of respect the Air Force pays to those who
give their lives in defense of freedom. We are professional aviators and
take our jobs seriously, and on June 15 what the letter writer witnessed was
four officers lining up to pay their ultimate respects.
The letter writer asks, "Whom do we thank for the morning air show?"
The 56th Fighter Wing will call for you, and forward your thanks to the
widow and parents of Capt. Fresques, and thank them for you, for it was in
their honor that my pilots flew the most honorable formation of their lives.
Lt. Col. Scott Pleus
CO 63rd Fighter Squadron
Lu ke AFB
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
terrorists and virgins
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies243.html
the working mom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies244.html
dancing baby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies245.html
web cam bust
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies246.html
THE COMICS
the elevator
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y020.html
General half track
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y018.html
the baby is fine
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y011.html
the bed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y012.html
having a big dick is not always a good thing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y013.html
robot man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y014.html
hey dood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y015.html
the fairy god mother
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y016.html
the magic kiss
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y017.html
team work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y019.html
Frank n Earnest
THE JOKES
Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes and no."
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
____________
A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a
seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read,
"Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."
Amazed at the great value, he said to the waitress, "$5 each for
lobster tails ... is that correct?"
"Yes", she said, "It's our special just for today."
"Well", he said, "they must be little lobster tails."
"No," she replied, "It's the really big lobster."
"Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails - and a little bit tough?"
"No", she said, "it's the really big red lobster."
"Big red lobster tails, $5 each?", he said, amazed. "They must be old lobster tails!"
"No, they're definitely today's."
"Today's big red lobster tails - $5 each?", he repeated, astounded.
"Yes", she insisted.
"Well, here's my five dollars," he said, "I'll take one.
She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to sit down.
She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned
over close to him and said,
"Once upon a time there was a really big red lobster ..."
_______________
BLONDES
A blonde pushes her BMW in to a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday
you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde
on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,
"You ARE on the other side."
______________________
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
_______________
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered....
The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy.
Not worth it. Too many problems.
The computer scientist says, "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife.
And I can spend all night on the computer!"
______________
*Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while
The preacher asks anyone with need to come forward and be prayed over.
Bubba gets in line. When it's his turn, the preacher says, "Bubba, what
You want me to pray about?"
Bubba says, "Preacher, I want you to pray for my hearing." So the preacher
Puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and
Prays a while. After a few minutes he removes his hands and says, "Bubba,
how's your hearing now?"
Bubba says, "I don't know, preacher, it's not until next Wednesday in
Henry County Superior Court."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Non Smoker
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/60544.htm
Weird Animals
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/011159.htm
Deep Tissue Massage
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/011608.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
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PostmansCorner-
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Luke Air Force Base is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization
that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that
it was there long before they were.
A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back.
Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local
paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the
mall. When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, I hope
it stung quite a bit.
............
The complaint:
"Question of the day for Luke Air Force Base: Whom do we thank for the
morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 a.m., a tight formation
of four F-16 jets made a low! pass o ver Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over
Bell Road at approximately 500 feet.
Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this
wake-up call, or were they trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyns early
bird special? Any response would be appreciated.
...........
The response:
Regarding "A wake-up call from Luke's jets" (Letters, Thursday): On June 15,
at precisely 9:12 a.m., a perfectly timed four-ship flyby of F-16s from the
63rd Fighter Squadron at Luke Air Force Base flew over the grave of Capt.Jeremy Fresques.
Capt. Fresques was an Air Force officer who was previously stationed at Luke
Air Force Base and was killed in Iraq on May 30, Memorial Day. At 9 a.m. on
June 15, his family and friends gathered at Sunland Memorial Park in Sun
City to mourn the loss of a husband, son and friend.
Based on the letter writer's recount of the flyby, and because of the jet
noise! , I'm sure you didn't hear the 21-gun salute, the playing of taps, or
my words to the widow and parents of Capt. Fresques as I gave them their
son's flag on behalf of the President of the United States and all those
veterans and servicemen and women who understand the sacrifices they have endured.
A four-ship flyby is a display of respect the Air Force pays to those who
give their lives in defense of freedom. We are professional aviators and
take our jobs seriously, and on June 15 what the letter writer witnessed was
four officers lining up to pay their ultimate respects.
The letter writer asks, "Whom do we thank for the morning air show?"
The 56th Fighter Wing will call for you, and forward your thanks to the
widow and parents of Capt. Fresques, and thank them for you, for it was in
their honor that my pilots flew the most honorable formation of their lives.
Lt. Col. Scott Pleus
CO 63rd Fighter Squadron
Lu ke AFB
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
terrorists and virgins
http://www.thepostm
the working mom
http://www.thepostm
dancing baby
http://www.thepostm
web cam bust
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
the elevator
http://www.thepostm
General half track
http://www.thepostm
the baby is fine
http://www.thepostm
the bed
http://www.thepostm
having a big dick is not always a good thing
http://www.thepostm
robot man
http://www.thepostm
hey dood
http://www.thepostm
the fairy god mother
http://www.thepostm
the magic kiss
http://www.thepostm
team work
http://www.thepostm
Frank n Earnest
THE JOKES
Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes and no."
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
____________
A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a
seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read,
"Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."
Amazed at the great value, he said to the waitress, "$5 each for
lobster tails ... is that correct?"
"Yes", she said, "It's our special just for today."
"Well", he said, "they must be little lobster tails."
"No," she replied, "It's the really big lobster."
"Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails - and a little bit tough?"
"No", she said, "it's the really big red lobster."
"Big red lobster tails, $5 each?", he said, amazed. "They must be old lobster tails!"
"No, they're definitely today's."
"Today's big red lobster tails - $5 each?", he repeated, astounded.
"Yes", she insisted.
"Well, here's my five dollars," he said, "I'll take one.
She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to sit down.
She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned
over close to him and said,
"Once upon a time there was a really big red lobster ..."
____________
BLONDES
A blonde pushes her BMW in to a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday
you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde
on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,
"You ARE on the other side."
____________
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
____________
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered..
The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy.
Not worth it. Too many problems.
The computer scientist says, "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife.
And I can spend all night on the computer!"
____________
*Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while
The preacher asks anyone with need to come forward and be prayed over.
Bubba gets in line. When it's his turn, the preacher says, "Bubba, what
You want me to pray about?"
Bubba says, "Preacher, I want you to pray for my hearing." So the preacher
Puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and
Prays a while. After a few minutes he removes his hands and says, "Bubba,
how's your hearing now?"
Bubba says, "I don't know, preacher, it's not until next Wednesday in
Henry County Superior Court."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Non Smoker
http://www.buffalos
Weird Animals
http://www.buffalos
Deep Tissue Massage
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
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