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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I received an IM last night from a distraught friend, Dianne in
Calgary. Dianne in addition to raising her own family had
fostered many special needs children. She had recently dealt
with the death of one of her foster daughters after a long
hospitalization and last night got news that another had been
brutally murdered Sunday after being sexually assaulted. It
is a story reminiscent of the Kitty Genovese murder in NYC
in the sixties while at least 12 people witnessed her murder and
failed to come to her aid. In this case however people heard her
screams for help and figured that someone else would call. To make
matters worse the Police Department callously stated that she
led a high risk lifestyle. With 8 murders in two weeks and apathy
towards what is happening around them I would say that just
living in Calgary can be considered a high risk activity. Tara
Landgraf
was a mentally ill person off her medications and there was a comment
alluding to the fact that she may have been a drug user, does that
mean she deserved to die?

Our condolences and sympathies to both Tara's family and Dianne. We
hope for the sake of those out there alone in a world of their own
because of mental illness, that predators like the person who
brutally murdered
Tara are caught, convicted and forced to spend the rest of their life
in
prison.

I am sorry there has been so many painful subjects in my intros lately
and I hope the chips will offset the hurt of this last article but we
must
join together and fight crime before we too are victims... buffalo

Dianne Says Love your babies while you have them, never stop loving
them
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SITTING PRETTY: Sitting Bull's gay brother.

SNOW JOB: How a woman defrosts her man.

SNUFF: Sufficient unto the day.

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Myron asks again, a little sterner, "Fanny pull up your nightgown."

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Myron is now angry and says, "Fanny, pull up your nightgown or I'm
going
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"No." says Fanny.

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Not too long after, Myron is back. He tries the front door but finds
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Myron knocks a little louder, "Fanny, sweetness, please open the
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"D" for......Dick
"E" for......Entry
"F" for......Fondling
"G" for......G-spot
"H" for......Handjob
"I" for........Inside
"J" for.......Jerks
"K" for......Kiss
"L" for.......Lesbian
"M" for......Man
"N" for.......Nipples
"O" for......Oral
"P" for... ...Penetration
"Q" for......Quicky
"R" for.......Rape
"S" for......Strokes
"T" for.......Trio
"U" for.......Undressing
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A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

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Roger had set a double date for himself and his friend Troy.

Roger said, "Troy, I'll give you first choice. Let me tell
you what they're like."

"Okay," said his buddy.

"Sandra has kind of a dumpy figure. She's short on
looks, but she gives an incredible blowjob. Suzie is pretty
and has a perfect pair of legs, which she shows
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1049

The Klock is Ticking

Katie: Father where is Rudy? We are trying to get the
wedding rehearsal started and we cannot find him.

BJ: I am not certain. Let's look.

A few minutes later...

Katie: I found him... over here father.

BJ: Egads, he has passed out.

Katie: I have just given him some smelling salts..

Rudy: Hey...what the?

BJ: You passed out...I think you have your bow tie on too tight.

Rudy: No, I am just nervous. My tux, is it okay?

Katie: You look nice Rudy, except you legs are shaking..

Rudy: All of me is shaking. What can I do dad?

BJ: Just get it over with I guess.

Rudy: Well this is just a test so let's do it.

Katie: Look at Sandi, she is beautiful in her wedding gown.

Thud!

BJ: Help me pick up Rudy.

To be Continued
The Herd in Guthrie

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