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Cordially Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS only a minute http://www.thepostm tonight is different http://www.thepostm are you sure? http://www.thepostm remember when http://www.thepostm sky diving from the edge of the world http://www.thepostm 50 stunning underwater photos http://www.thepostm hello my friend http://www.thepostm why am I single? http://www.thepostm development of a feetus http://www.thepostm ____________ LETS GO TO THE MOVIES the orca whale http://www.thepostm stupid skateboarder http://www.thepostm The Bama dance http://www.thepostm doctors office prank http://www.thepostm aboriginal dance http://www.thepostm Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No."! Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill? "No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?" ____________ A father was entertaining a boy his daughter had brought home from college. "I realize it's only a formality," the young man said, "but I want to ask for your daughter's hand." "And where did you get the idea that this is just a formality?" the father asked. The boyfriend replied, "From our Lamaze instructor." ____________ An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for. The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said, "I was going to park there!" The man was a real smart aleck and he said, "That's what you can do when you're young and quick." Well, this really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes. The young man ran back to his car and asked, "What did you do that for?" The little old lady smiled and told him, "That's what you can do when you're old and rich!" ____________ After many years, a Jewish mother gets the phone call she never thought she would get from her openly gay son. "Mom, I've met a wonderful girl. I'm going straight, and we're going to get married." Mom is overjoyed, but can't really believe things are that good. "I suppose it's too much to ask that she's Jewish."Her son says, "Mom, not only is she Jewish, but she happens to be from a very wealthy and prominent Beverly Hills family."Mom is beside herself with joy, and says, "You don't know how happy you've made me. What's her name?" The son says, "Monica Lewinsky."Mom is silent for a moment, and then says, "What happened to that nice Catholic boy you used to date?" ____________ Prince Charming walks into a tavern appearing down- trodden. Immediately, the bartender turns to him and asks why he's so glum. "You wouldn't believe it," he replies. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest, when suddenly I approached Snow White fast asleep on a bed of stone. The dwarf next to her tells me that she ate a poisonous apple and could only be revived through a kiss from my very lips. I gave her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. So I give her a real deep kiss while massaging her hair with my fingers. Nothing. Soon enough, I'm making passionate love to her right there in the woods when suddenly, she screams out, 'Ah, Yes, YES'!" "That's great!" the bartender excitedly replies. "Then she's alive!" Shrugging his shoulders Prince Charming says, "Nah. She faked it. ____________ George was trying to convince his buddy Rick that the new hooker in town was better than any of her predecessors. "I tell you, Rick, this girl is as good as my own wife." "That so?" Rick asked. "All right. Let's go over there." So they went to see the Jenny-come-lately, and Rick paid her for a visit. On the way out Rick was asked for his opinion. "Well," he said, "she's good, all right, but not as good as your wife." BUFFALO Bill THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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