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This is our honeymoon!" ____________ "Hugh Hefner confirmed that he has asked Sarah Palin to pose for Playboy. The bad news is in order to be equal, he has also asked Joe Biden." - Jay Leno ____________ There was a competition to swim across the English Channel doing only the breaststroke. Three women entered the race, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 6 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms... ____________ When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Diane's 4-year-old son overheard some of his mother's private conversations. One day when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. "Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what we're going to name it, too." "Really?" asked the lady. "Yes." said the little boy, "If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!" ____________ A teacher was giving a lesson in sex education to her fourth grade class. After showing a brief film and reading the lesson, she asked if anyone had any questions. One little boy held up his hand shyly. "Teacher, I have a boy dog and he jumps over the fence and wrestles with this girl dog and she has puppies.Is this sex?" "Yes, that's sex," the teacher replied. A little girl raised her hand. "Teacher, I have a girl cat and there's a boy cat that jumps on her out in the yard and they wrestle. Then she has kittens. Is that sex?" "Yes, that's sex," the teacher replied. Little Johnny then raised his hand. "Teacher, the other night I saw a movie where three guys wrestled with Sylvester Stallone. Is that sex?" "No, that was not sex," the teacher replied. "Good," Little Johnny replied. "I always thought it would take more than three guys to screw Sylvester Stallone." ============ BUFFALO BILL Try It Once http://www.buffalos Nude Beach Members http://www.buffalos ============ FUN PAGES FROM LORRAINE Air Phone Big Concern Of Cell http://tinyurl. Man's Greatest Wish http://tinyurl. PAPA THORN THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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