THE POSTMAN'S CORNER "The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed."  NEW! NESTLE CRUNCH CRISP NESTLE's put a fun, new, flavorful twist on the traditional Crunch Bar and it's making the masses say, 'YUM!'. What can be tastier than layers of crunchy wafers complimented by a chocolate cream coating and topped with crisped rice! http://www.thepostm  $150 FOOTLOCKER Gift Card Deck your feet in hottest designer sneakers: Nike, Adidas, Reebok, New Balance, Asics, Air Jordan. At FOOTLOCKER you'll find the latest styles from the best name brands and available in large sizes too. http://www.thepostm  COUNTRY TIME & CRYSTAL LIGHT Vote for Your Favorite & Get a FREE* $100 Grocery Gift Card! http://www.thepostm  FREE* ECLIPSE Chewing Gum! Try ECLIPSE Chewing Gum in one of 3 chilling flavors and experience an artic freshness like never before! 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God bless them Fords:) I also went in to the doc to have my quarterly check up for diabetes, the doc also pronouced me sound and in good shape, all things considered. and I was happy to get out of there with no new prescriptions to take. My co pay for the doc was only 15 bux for my checkup, but, trust me, the car check up cost a lot more:( Oh and I also let the doc talk me into a flu shot, finally. First one I ever had. I am hapy to pronounce that I did not see my name in the obituaries this morning. Apparently there were no adverse side affects. We do hope you enjoy today's issue Cordially Martin aka the postman WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING?  pushup bras http://www.thepostm boyfriend girlfriend http://www.thepostm a busy signal http://www.thepostm my girlfriend http://www.thepostm more fun http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES Harley Davidson http://www.thepostm advice from mom http://www.thepostm blind date doesn't go well http://www.thepostm which car is better? http://www.thepostm wheel chairs http://www.thepostm Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: At least when you are eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you. Q: Why did the union leader have to leave the baseball game? A: It was his third strike. ____________ Redneck Sex Test. 1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False 2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False 5. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False 7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False ____________ The moon shone silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple pulled apart long enough for the young man to whisper, "Am I the first man to make love to you?" Her tone, when she answered, was irritable. "Of course," she snapped. "I don't know why you men always ask the same ridiculous question." ____________ "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common." said the new tenant's neighbour. "Why on earth did you get married?" "I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract'" was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was." ____________ Leah and Sarah are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Sarah is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Sarah cries. "I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replies Leah. "Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer." ____________ "Last year in this country there were more people killed as a result of firearms than as a result of automobile accidents. A trend that will continue until we can develop a more accurate automobile." - Jonathan Katz BUFFALO BILL Cheer leader 2 http://www.buffalos Cheer leader 3 http://www.buffalos FUN PAGES from Lorraine Asleep 19 Years http://tinyurl. World's Most Amazing Toilet http://tinyurl. World's Worst Hangovers http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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