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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER


A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, and she does.
 
 
 


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Whew, it has been a busy week! I finally got all the "yard waste"
cleaned up and hauled out to the landfill. In addition, I had to move
our compost pile out. For 20 years I have been dumping the grass
clippings out behind the shed. Its a great source for digging
up leaf worms  if you are a fisherman. No one ever said
anything before, and finally the city complained. Had that thing
out there for 20 years. I figger that one of the neighbors must
have complained. So, out to the dump it went. In addition, the trees
had been getting so huge they needed a good trimming back.
So I had a tree service come out to saw them back to a
respectable distance there was a time when I was young and
stupid, I would have crawled up there myself and done it. Now
that I am old and stupid, I find it much easier simply to have
something like that hired out. In case you have noticed a couple
of days this week that the Corner has been late getting out, then
you will know. Realtime stuff keeps getting in the way of this
important virtual stuff:) I have to wonder sometimes when I ever
found time to actually work when I had a job.!!! But you know
one thing I have decided about that? I didn't mind going to work,
but that eight hour wait I used to have to do before I went home was
a real bitch:) 

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

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Michael Jackson gets ready for halloween
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the stewardess
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Today on my way to lunch, I passed a homelss guy with a sign that read
"Vote Obama,I need the money,"  I laughed.
Once in the restaurant, my waiter had on an "Obama 08" tie, again I
laughed as he had given away his political preference.  Just imagine
that when the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained
to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. 
He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to
redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need,
the homeless guy outside. The waiter angily stormed from  my sight in a huff.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy the $10 tip, and told him to thank
the waiter inside as I had decided he could use the money more. 
The homeless guy was really grateful. At the end of my rather unscientific
redistribution experiment, I realized the homelss guy was grateful for the
money he did NOT earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away
the money that he DID earn even though I decided the homeless guy needed it more. I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept
than in practical application.
________________
 
She took what felt like an opportune moment to ask the guy she was
dating if he was serious about their relationship.
Looking hurt, he said, "Do you know how special you are?" He held up his
cell phone. "I use my daytime minutes on you." 
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Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day,
so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said,
"Johnny. This is where you come from."   Johnny went to school the next
day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said,
"Because I came this close to being a turd."
____________________
 
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
_____________
 
NEW SEXUAL POSITIONS
The IRS position, where you just bend over and take it up the ass with no lube.
 
The Humidor (requires a cigar and an intern).
 
The Monday Night Football (actually just doggie style done facing the TV
with the game on with her in the football shirt of your favorite team).
 
The Kentucky Derby (AKA Woman astride) be forewarned if you decide to use
the western variant of this (The Rodeo) her spurs WILL wreak
havoc on the bed linens!
 
Oral Submarine. The guy must Dive...Dive ... Dive.
 
The Bugs Bunny: It's when the guy is on top with the women's
legs pinned behind her head.
 
The British Telecom position: you get SCREWED by them and
they never call you back.
 
The Grenade Position...I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
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One evening, a young man was surprised to find that his bar pickup
line had worked and that he was headed to his new companion's apartment. 
During the drive she explained to him that she was going to show him all
about her home state of New Jersey using her body. 
"Interesting concept," he thought. First, she took his hand and 
placed it on her backside; she explained to him that this was, 
"Freehold."  Next, she took his other hand and placed it on her left breast;
she told him that this was, "Point Pleasant." Again she took his hand, this
time she placed it between her legs. Believing that he was getting the gist
of the game, he asked, "So, is this Cherry Hill?" She smiled at him and said,
"No, this is Eatontown!"
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One of our Guest editors, PAPA THORN has some thing special
for us this am. He has put together a cartoon link with over 70
political cartoons! They reflect both view points, so whether youre
a dem or a rep, be sure to visit
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BUFFALO bill

BJ's
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
 

 

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