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name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Today's Halloween story is from Herd Member Mitzi

Buff, My most memorable Halloween is one that I still feel terrible
about when I think of it. I was in 5th or 6th grade. Living on a
farm, we never went trick or treating. Usually our only celebration
was a party that afternoon at school. This year one of my classmates
(there were four of us) decided to have a Halloween party. She said
we were all to come in costume and her dad would take us trick or
treating. Her sister, a year older invited her classmates (5) so
there were nine of us. We crawled into the back of her dad's pickup
and he took us around the neighborhood. He would stop the pickup
before we got to the driveway and we would walk up to the house. I
suggested we stop at one farm where the people were friends of my
folks. I knew they always had lots of cookies and other goodies on
hand. When we got there they recognized one boy, whose parents they
didn't like, and told us to leave or they would get the shot gun. I
was too afraid and embarrassed to take off my mask and tell them who
I was. (I doubt if it would have made any difference
anyway.)

We stopped at several other farms and always were given something.
In those days everyone kept something on hand for the company that
arrived unexpectedly - and often. If nothing else, almost everyone
had apple trees and we would be given an apple.

Then, and this is the bad part, we stopped at the home of one younger
couple. I suppose they were about 30 at the time. There was a light
upstairs that went out as we walked into the yard. We rang the
doorbell and pounded on the door but no one came. Finally we decided
if they weren't going to answer the door we would soap their
windows. We had just finished and were going back to the pick up,
when the lights came on and the couple came to the door. They oohed
and aahed over our costumes
and had us come in and gave us cake and hot chocolate. No one said a
word about what we had done. When we left we all felt guilty but no
one knew what to do about it. (We should have 'fessed up and then
gone back the next morning and washed the windows - but we were dumb
kids.) I
never did tell my folks what had happened at that house. (I did tell
about their friends who threatened us with a shot gun.) I also never
again went trick or treating.

Luckily, when my kids went trick or treating, they stopped when they
were ten years old. The kids thought they were too grown up to do it
after that age. The smaller ones didn't think of playing tricks. In
fact, the shoe was on the other foot! Many of the old-timers in the
area where we lived would tell the kids they had to do a trick before
they would get their treat. Then the kids would turn a cartwheel or
sing a song or something.

Nuff said,
Mitzi

Enjoy the Chips.... buffalo

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Some definitions

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from
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either."

Conference: The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such
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Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine
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Dictionary: A place where success comes before
work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks,
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Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your
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Yawn: The only time some married men ever get
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Adultery - The wrong people doing the right thing.

Chivalry - A mans inclination to defend a woman
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Conscience - That which hurts when everything
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Constipation - To have and to hold.

Husband - What is left after the nerve has been killed.

Minute Man - One who double parks while he visits
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Morning - The time of day when the rising generation
retires, and the retiring generation arises.

Nun - A woman who ain't never had none, don't
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Nursery - A place to park last years fun until it
grows up a bit.

Sin - Anything the other fellow enjoys and you don't.

Sissy - A man who gets out of the bath tub to take
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Spring Fever - When the iron in your blood turns
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Stork - The bird that had none of the fun in bringing
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Tomcat - A ball bearing mouse trap.

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"Verrry wella. 'Ow are you, Pepe?"

"Soooo happy! I am married, my wife is da mosta
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"Hey, Manuel, 'ave you seena my wife?"

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"And whatta you thinka?"

"She is DISGUSTING!"

"Disgusting? My Chiquita? Why?"

"I wentta to see you. I politely said to 'er ,
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I 'ave come to see Pepe. Is he at 'ome? Where
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she lifta 'er skirt up, bends forward, and she
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1447

Revenge Smee!

Katie: We can't let Tami get away with that.

Rudy: How dare she trick us!

Sandi: We did try to trick her.

Katie: It is not the same.

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Rudy: Yeah, two head are better than one.

Katie: Rudy, there are three of us.

Rudy: Well okay, three are better than one.

Sandi: I have an idea...
Sandi whispering...

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Ding dong!

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Rudy: We are selling Dog Scout cookies and we were wondering if
you would like to buy some?

Tami: Sure, how much?

Katie: Ten thousand dollars, but for you two dollars a box.

Tami: I will buy one box.

Sandi: Here you go.

Tami: Thank you.

Later...

Tami: These cookies have funny decorations on top...green.
Wow they are hot! Those devils! These are jalapenos!
At least they left me a glass of water. Gasp! It is vodka!

The herd in Guthrie


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