THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! Where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!  Congratulations! You've been chosen to be one of the first to receive the new T-Mobile G1(TM)! Click below to get this new touchscreen phone for FREE! http://www.thepostm  Would a Power Wheelchair Improve Your Life? Receive a FREE guide with information about all the top brands of power wheelchairs and scooters. REQUEST YOUR FREE GUIDE NOW http://www.thepostm  We want to know if you think she has the right stuff. Tell us. Then complete the program requirements for a FREE $500 Visa(R) Gift Card. http://www.thepostm A History Lesson In the late 1950's most Cubans thought Cuba needed "a change" and they were right. So when a young, dynamic leader came along, every Cuban was at least receptive. When the young leader spoke eloquently and passionately and denounced the old system, the press fell in love with him. They never questioned who his friends were or what he really believed in. He said he would help the farmers and the poor and bring free medical care and education to all, and everyone followed. He said he would bring justice and equality to all, and everyone said "Praise the Lord!" The young leader said, "I will be for change and I'll bring you change," and everyone yelled, "Viva Fidel!" But by the time the executioner' s guns went silent, the people's guns had been taken away. By the time everyone was equal, they were equally poor, hungry, and oppressed. By the time everyone received their free education it was worth nothing.By the time the press noticed, it was too late, because they were now working for him. By the time "the change" was finally implemented Cuba had been knocked down a couple of notches to Third-World status. By the time the change was over more than a million people had taken to boats, rafts, and inner tubes. Luckily, we in America would never fall for a young leader who promised change without asking, "what change?" Would we? A LETTER FROM A POSTMAN FAN:  Hey postman: Have you heard about people making $7,500/week working from home? Hard to believe - but it's true! My husband and I are getting paid by a leading travel company. Our biggest week was over $14,000! If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, check out this site to request info. FROM: Tina and Brad! http://www.thepostm The Postman says: OK Tina...we shall try that out We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS get it all in http://www.thepostm Dave's diaper changing http://www.thepostm marketing failure http://www.thepostm ha ha, look! http://www.thepostm a little rough http://www.thepostm what happens in vegas http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES Mad TV-porn star register http://www.thepostm wardrobe malfunction http://www.thepostm Australian toilet paper http://www.thepostm practical joke http://www.thepostm  What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute. ____________ The doctor approached the husband who was in the waiting room while his wife was being examined. The doctor said, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the bad news?" "Your wife has syphilis." The husband exclaimed, "What could possibly be 'good news' with a situation like that?" The doctor replied, "She didn't get it from you." ____________ Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in, sits down and asks him what the problem is. "Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul on one of those awkward questions women ask. Now, I'm in deep trouble at home." "What kind of question?" asked Tom. "My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly." "That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will.'""Yeah, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I do.'" ____________ I was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a vacationing Southerner stumped me with a drink order. I approached the bartender. "Have you ever heard of a drink called Seven Young Blondes?" I asked.He admitted he'd never heard of it and grabbed a drink guidebook to look it up. Unable to find the recipe, he then asked me to go back and tell the patron that he'd be happy to make the drink if he could list the ingredients for him. "Sir," I asked the customer, "can you tell me what's in that drink?" He looked at me like I was crazy. "It's wine," he said, pronouncing his words carefully. "Sauvignon blanc." ____________ Suzie Wong and her sister looked tight When they laid Mr. Wright one hot night He resisted just one But a pair?.. Too much fun Which is how two Wongs made a Wright. ____________ Bottom dollar: Fee that a prostitute charges. "Old" is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.She was only a Gardener's daughter, but she knows all the rakes. What's the definition of a virgin hillbilly? A 12 year old girl who can run faster than her brothers! Why does a one-story brothel make more money than a two-story brothel? Because there's no fuckin overhead. ____________ One day the Mexican maid announced to the Yuppette that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I am in the family way." The Yuppette was both surprised and shocked and asked who it was. The maid replied, "Your husband and your son." This time, the Yuppette was horrified and demanded an explanation. "Well," the maid explained, " I go to the library to clean it and you husband say, 'You are in the way.' I go to the living room to clean and you son say 'You are in my way. So I'm in the family way and I quit." ____________ PAPA THORN BUFFALO BILL FUN PAGES from Lorraine Dirty Job http://tinyurl. I Need a Hug Pleeease http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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