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FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Today's news focuses on financial issues
Subject: The Market Today
Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of stocks,
but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this explosive
situation might prove to be yet another ENRON.
Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks: 
·         American Can
·         Interstate Water
·         National Gas Company
·         Northern Tissue Company
Due to uncertain market conditions,
I advise you to sit tight on your American Can,
hold your Water, and let go of your Gas.
You may be interested to know
that Northern Tissue touched a new
bottom today, and millions were
wiped clean.It's a tough market out there.
Be careful!
 
 
 
 
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Skeeter the poodle
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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called
a family meeting.Dad:  People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the
use of the phone.  I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum:  Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid:  So what is the problem?  We all use our work telephones
_________________
 
Joe Smith was a far-out nut on golf, and it had come to be his only
topic of conversation.  Mrs. Smith bore it with increasing impatience
and felt herself being slowly driven to the brink of distraction by
the constant discussion of birdies, drivers, and sandtraps; of his
golf clubs, his caddies, and his scores.Finally, at dinner one day,
her patience snapped. "Listen," she said, "I'm tired of golf, golf,
golf, day in and day out. For once, I don't want any discussion of
golf at this meal." Joe raised a pair of hurt eyes and said plaintively,
"But what do I talk about, then?"   'About anything," said Mrs. Smith angrily.
"Talk about sex, for goodness' sake."   "Okay," said Joe sullenly. He
fell silent for a moment, then brightened up and said, "Say, I wonder
who my caddie is screwing these days"
______________
 
One year, Jim's family was having the "extended family Fourth of
July cookout" at their home. One of the special treats that year
was the lighting of the fireworks they had bought out of state,
because they're illegal in their state, of course!
Just before they were to arrive, a cousin calls, saying his
neighbor's plans had just fallen through and could they bring
them along to the picnic. They even had extra food to bring.
"Sure, the more the merrier!"
Upon arrival and meeting their cousin's neighbor, it is discovered
that he's a police officer. The father turns as innocently as he
can to Jim and whispers to him to grab the paper bag of fireworks
sitting in the kitchen and hide them somewhere quickly. Jim disappears
and the father changes the topic to food for the day. This family
had brought some chicken to grill, so the father tells them the gas
grill is all set to use out back.
"Just turn on the gas and push the ignition button with the lid still closed."
They head out to the back as Jim comes back in through the front door.
The father hurries to him and says, "Whew, that was close! That man's
a police officer and he almost saw the fireworks. Did you hide them real well?"
"Oh, yeah, nobody will ever think to look in the grill!"
____________
 
"Give it here!"
"NO. It's MINE!"
"I said, let me have it!"
"NO! It's MY turn!"
"C'mon! Give it to me!"
"NO WAY!"
(Siamese twins masturbating)
______________
 
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse
dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound
running along beside him.He dismounts and comes walking into the bar
where upon he takes the rifle off his shoulder and starts wandering
around with his dog sniffing ever table, chair and small corner of the
bar. After a while he approaches the barman who asks him what he's doing.
And the guy replies - "I'm hunting you idiot... can't you see that
!" "OK, OK..." says the barman, "Would you like a drink while you hunt ?".
Immediately the hunter says, " Do you have any cheap Gin !!?".
Rather taken a back by the abruptness of his request the barman replies,
"No I'm sorry I'm all out of the cheap stuff is there anything else you'd like ? ".
"No" says the hunter and he starts to leave.
As he reaches the door the barman calls after him,
"Btw pal... exactly what do you hunt?"
" I hunt for cheap gin you bumbling idiot! Couldn't you tell that -
I'm a BarGIN Hunter!"
______________
 
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant
outside a Maryland immigration office.
'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three
wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife
and three children.' The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come
from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of
gold in them.'  The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin
and - - PING ! - - he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'
The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three
car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family
and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to
bring them all over here. - ' PING ! - In the distance there could be
seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a
walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.
'Yes, one more wish. I want to be just like an American, with American
clothes instead of these torn cloths, and a baseball cap instead of this
turban. And, I want to have a life like Americans. -  ' PING ! -
The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles
T - shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion
had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'
THIS IS GOOD.......
The fairy said: 'Tough, Mac, Now that you are a American,
you have to fend for yourself.'And she disappeared!


Papa Thorn
 
 
 
Buffalo Bill
 
 
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman










 

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