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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
 


I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
several days attack me at once.
 
 
 





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When I was at the doctor the other day, he asked me how I was doing
on my diet. Duhh. as if he couldn't look on my chart and see that I had l
ost only one measely pound since the last time I was in. That's sorta
like mom walking into the kitchen, seeing the chocolate cake half
eaten, and seeing frosting all over her ten year old's mouth and she
asks, "Who's been eating the cake?" So anyways,I proceeded
to explain to the good ole doctor why the excersice plan didn't
work for me. "Its like this doc, Excersing does burn calories, but it
didn't work for me. When the fat started burning, it smelled like
bacon and that made me hungry!
(I bet he doesn't ask about my weight next time I go in)


We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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ThE COMICS

Its bad for us
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One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran
into her parish priest.  He congratulated her on the new offspring
then said, "Isn't having nine babies a little much?"  "Well,"
she said, "I don't know why I get pregnant so often,
it must be something in the air."
"Yes," said the priest, "your knees!"
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The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved
the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly
said, "Hey! You wanna see my underwear?" Before she could respond,
he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that
he wasn't wearing any underwear. She glanced down and said,
"Nice design...does it also come in men's sizes?"
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There she stood in the line at the post office, a line that
wound itsway almost out the front door. A fellow customer
spoke to the elderly lady waiting to buy somestamps. "Ma'am,
you must be very tired. Did you know there's a stampmachine
over there in the corner?" He pointed to the machine builtinto
the wall. "Why yes, thank you," the lady replied, "but I'll just
wait here alittle while longer. I'm getting close to the window."
The customer became insistent. "But it would be so much easier
for you to avoid this long line and buy your stamps from the machine."
The woman patted him on the arm and answered, "Oh, I know. But thatold
machine would never ask me how my grandchildren are doing."
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We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost
50 pounds and after eight years of being a housewife, I had taken
a job in a restaurant. When I returned home after my first day at work,
I gave my husband a big hug. He seemed to cling to me longer than
usual. "Did you really miss me that much today, dear?" I asked.
"No," came the reply. "But you smell so much like pancakes,
I hate to let you go."
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Common Sense Driving Rules

1. If you're in the left lane, and everybody's passing you on the right,
that means you need to get the fuck out of the left lane, genius.
 
2. If you stop to talk in the store, get your fat ass out of the
middle of the aisle.  If you don't, and someone politely says,
"Excuse me" to get through,you have no right to look at them like
they just shit in your coffee.
 
3. Walk on the right side of the aisle.
Works like a charm, just like they taught you in kindergarten.
 
4. If you're stuck in a line of cars behind someone who needs to
read rule number one above, but you're not the poor slob right
behind the asshole, tailgating,flashing your high-beams, hitting
the horn or giving the finger will not help. The poor slob that's
in front of you can't go any faster than the shithead in front of him.
Chill the fuck out.
5. Hang the fuck up and drive.

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman






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