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Cordially Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS a little oil please http://www.thepostm all you care about http://www.thepostm if you can read this http://www.thepostm consequences http://www.thepostm the bar scene http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES drawings http://www.thepostm standing in line http://www.thepostm knock out http://www.thepostm There were these two blondes driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic.The first blonde says, "Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree." The other says, "No! Let's have it right here in the middle of the road." They argued about it for a bit, but finally agreed to have it in the middle of the road. All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them and has to swerve into the tree to keep from hitting them.The one blonde says to the other, "See? If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now!" ____________ It was during the gold rush in the Yukon Territory. Harry Alexander packed a bag, grabbed his Bible, and started out of the tent he shared with Gary Thorndike. Gary asked, "Where are you going?" "I'm heading into Fort Dawson. I hear it's the wildest town anybody's ever seen. There's booze you could take a bath in, gambling, and women who'll drive you crazy with their favors." "Why are you taking your Bible?" "Well, if it's as good as they say, I'm planning to stay over Sunday!" ____________ A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Chicago and asked to be taken out to O'Hare Airport. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Ohhh!!! TOYOTA!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" Not too long after, another car flew by the taxi. "Ohh!!! NISSAN!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" Yet another zipped by, "Ohh!!! Mitsubishi!! ! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" The taxi driver, complete 100% American, was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese-made cars were passing his Chevy, when yet another car passed the taxi right as they were turning into the airport. "Ohh!!! Honda!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That'll be $150." "150 dorrar? But was such short ride ... why so much?" "Taxi Meter. Made in Japan. Very fast." ____________ It had taken him several months, but the exec had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way. "And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home. "Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog." ____________ When Zsa Zsa Gabor guest-starred on the Johnny Carson show, She was sitting with a cat in her lap when she said, "Johnny, would you like to pet my pussy?" Johnny reportedly said, "Sure, if you move that damn cat out of the way!' ____________ Ramona said, "My, but you look different today," to Marianne, a coworker at the hospital. "Your hair is extra curly, and you have this wide-eyed look. What did you use - special curlers and some dramatic eye makeup?" "No!" replied Marianne. "My vibrator shorted out this morning." ____________ President Bush is rehearsing his speech, using the teleprompter, for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. He begins with "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!" Immediately his speech writer rushes over to the lectern and whispers in the President's ear: "Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is underneath." ____________ Buffalo Bill Couch Shopping Don't Mess With Me http://www.buffalos For The Gals http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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