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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Buffalo, The outhouse story reminded me of what my older brother did
in his younger years. Every year he and his friends tipped over a
certain person's outhouse. Well, one year they heard that he was
going to wait for them in the outhouse. That year they tipped it
over as usual, but with the door side down. A different brother and
one of his friends made up a dummy and sat waiting by the side of the
road. When they saw a car's headlights approaching they would throw
the dummy out into the road. They had a rope attached to it so after
the car passed they could pull it back. Now they would be in a world
of trouble for doing that. Rose in Mi.

buffalo made police and fire today.

Larceny

City police also report investigating a larceny complaint involving
campaign signs in the 700 block of Pine. The theft was reported
shortly after 1 p.m. with evidence suggesting the signs may have been
taken sometime around 5 a.m.

There was no dollar amount affixed to the stolen signs and police do
not have any suspects related to this matter.

buffalo says I woke up yesterday morning and replied to several email
reports from friends regarding vandalism and larceny to their campaign
signs, then finally decided I had better check my own and they were
gone.
Unlike last election when they were just trashed by neighborhood kids,
this was adults or it would appear to be because it happened at 0500
and they got signs all over the city and someone caught a license
plate
number on an incident about a mile south of here. The signs have been
replaced even though I haven't stuck them in the ground yet, but the
value is unimportant. It is a violation of my freedom of speech and
the
law to do so and I hope whoever it is gets caught.

Enjoy the chips ... buffalo

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Her bra and panties are wired to an alarm system.

You walk away from her front door with the roses you got her shoved
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You are the first guy that she's gone out with that
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Mop (mop) - a bundle of coarse yarn, rags or cloth fastened
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the New Year's Eve party last year.

Toilet Brush (toi' lit brush) - Used for scrubbing the inside of the
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to
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OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS

When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately
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dere
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THAT'S HER!

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SWIM COMPETITION

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FAMOUS INVENTIONS

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VE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE

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first Norwegian. "Vell," said the other one, "At dat price it's a good
ting ve didn't catch any more." .

BAR RIDDLE

A Swede took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian
on
the next stool spoke to him in a friendly manner. "Look," he said,
"let's have a game. if you answer it, I'll buy YOU a drink, if you
can't, then you buy ME one, Okay?" "Ya, dat sounds purty good," said
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my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Swede scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas
it?"
"It was ME," chortled the Indian. So the Swede paid for the
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Back in Sioux Falls the Swede went into a bar and spotted one of his
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qvestion, I
buy you a drink. If you can't, YOU have to buy ME vun. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said Sven. Okay . . my fadder and mudder had vun child.
It vasn't my brudder, It vasn't my sister, Who vas it?" "Search me,"
said Sven. "I give up. Who vas it?"
--- "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, Nort Dakoda."
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FINGERNAILS

One day Lena confided to her friend Hilda that she had finally cured
her
nervous husband, Ole, of his habit of biting his nails. "Good
gracious,"
said Hilda, "How did yew ever dew that?" "It vas really simple," was
Lena's reply. "I yust hid his false teeth." .

THE RELATIONS

Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89. One
evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers and Ole
reached
over and patted Lena on her knee. "Lena, vat ever happened tew our sex
relations?" He asked. "Vell, Ole, I yust don't know," replied Lena...
I don't tink ve even got a card from dem last Christmas." .

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Softly seductive young Brenda
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And thoughtful and bright
And sexually right
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1449

Strange Habits

BJ: Katie I want to ask you a question or two.

Katie: Shoot.

BJ: Why is it that when it you bark at me when I am going to bed?

Katie: I am just telling you to hurry up. I am ready to sleep.
Let's go!

BJ: Okay, another question. Why do you have to put your front feet
between my legs?

Katie: They get cold at night.

BJ: Okay. Next... Sandi.

Sandi: Yes daddy?

BJ: You start on the far left of the bed.

Sandi: Yes, I do.

BJ: Then after I go to sleep...you body up next to me, with your
head on the pillow right next to my head.

Sandi: Is that a problem?

BJ: No, I am just curious as why you start far away and then move in.

Sandi: I allow Katie her time first. When she is sound asleep then
I move
in.

BJ: Makes sense. Rudy..you are next.

Rudy: Yes pops.

BJ: I probably sleep the best with you, so why is it you do not
sleep in
the bed with the rest of us?

Rudy: I am working.

BJ: Working?

Rudy: Yep. I am watching the house. I go upstairs and check on
Toots,
check on the front door, the back door. I dont break anything. Is
anything
missing?

BJ: No, I was just curious.

The herd in Guthrie



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