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Life's blows cannot break a person whose spirit is warmed at the fire of enthusiasm.
~N.V. Peale
 
 
 



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Have you asked yourself lately, "What is wrong with our country?"
Is it the faltering mortgage industry? nope. Is it our failing
banks? Nope. The rising cost of fuel? Nope, nope, and nope!!!
You want to really know whats wrong with our country?
This is the host of an Italian talk show.
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Where did this country go wrong?

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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A manufacturing plant was in full swing one day. The company's massive
machine was humming along, taking in the raw materials at one end and
churning out the finished product at the other. All of a sudden, the
machine stopped and ground to a halt. Workers climbed all over it like
ants to get it started again. The plant's manager stormed out of his
office to find out why his multi-million-dollar machine wasn't making
him any money. He listened to his people saying they couldn't figure it
out, and he told them to call a technician.
Soon a tech arrived, and the manager frantically explained to him that
he needed his machine back as soon as possible. The technician listened
patiently, took one look at the massive hulk of motionless metal, and
immediately walked over to a small panel, opening a tiny door inside
to see a screw. The technician took a screwdriver and turned the screw
one-quarter turn to the right, and the machine suddenly came back to
life as if nothing was wrong.The manager hurried over to thank the technician,
shook his hand, and asked what he owed him for saving his company.
The technician answered, "$100,000.00." The manager looked at him and said,
"You were here less then two minutes and just turned one screw. How can you
charge so much? Give me an itemized bill."
The technician calmly wrote out on a piece of paper:
Turning of one screw: $1.00.
Knowing which screw to turn: $99,999.00.
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Jill brings her friend Betty home unexpectedly with her from shopping
one day.  They come upstairs to find her husband there and he is in
bed screwing with another woman.Betty is horrified but Jill turns calmly
away from the doorway and says to Betty, "Let's go downstairs and
have a cup of coffee." Stunned, Betty numbly agrees, so they sit around
the kitchen for the longest time, until finally Betty can't stand it anymore.
"Good God, Jill," she blurts out, "what about that woman he is screwing upstairs?"
"Screw her," says Jill. "Let the bitch make her own fucking coffee!"
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Lola, a saleswoman for a major condom company was required to travel
cross-country to meet a prospective buyer.  Her boss asked her to take
about 100 condoms of various types with her.As she was running late for her
flight, she simply stuffed them all into her briefcase.  The cab ride
to the airport was delayed by traffic and she had just enough time to
throw her ticket at the counter and run onto the plane.
As she jumped into the airplane, she dropped her briefcase and all the
condoms flew out all over the floor in front of all the passengers and crew.
They all stared amazed at the display and then looked at Lola, who said
sheepishly, "I'm meeting a new client."
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Just as he pulled his delivery van away from the flower shop, the manager
ran out.  There was a cancellation on one of the orders, so he needed it back.
"Which one?" he asked.
"The one that reads "Susan, I'll love you forever. Bob."
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Three  women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.  The first
said, "I  think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the
last ten years  perfecting his stroke."The second woman said, "My husband's
like the  winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me
several  hundred exciting laps." The third woman was silent until
she was asked,  "Tell us about your husband." She thought for a
moment and said, "My  husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."
"How  so?"
"He's got his time down to under 40  seconds."
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Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day,
were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.
The priest had given them last rites, the warden had given the
formal speech, and a final prayer had been said among the
participants.The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked,
"Son, do you have a last request?"
To which the man replied,
"Yes sir, I do. I love Celine Dion. Could you please play her
latest CD for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden.
He then turned to the other man and asked,
"Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
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A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told 
that I have a body like New Jersey." So, her date grabs her waist and 
asks, "What's this?" She replies "Middlesex." He grabs her butt and 
asks "what's this?" She replies," Freehold." Then he grabs her breast 
and asks "what's this?" She replies," Point Pleasant." Finally, he 
reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?" 
"No," she replies, "That's Eatontown." The guy gets so excited that he 
pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome
to Wildwood!"

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman












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