THE POSTMAN'S CORNER where the world goes for its daily dose of humor  Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder or ADHD, is a real, and manageable, medical condition that affects millions of children and adolescents. Contrary to popular belief, ADHD is not a discipline problem. Everyday, millions of brain cells (or neurons) communicate with one another using chemicals (called neurotransmitters) emotion, behavior, thinking and attention are generated by two specific neurotransmitters, norepinephrine and dopamine. The belief is that these specific neuro- transmitters may affect ADHD. Whether there's an imbalance or an impairment of these neurotransmitters is unclear, and continues to be the subject of medical research. You should not assume that a child has ADHD because of a few low grades or bursts of excitability every now and then. In fact, ADHD symptoms are persistent and present in multiple settings - whether it's home, school or during extracurricular activities. 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Happens every fall. We have rather large trees that drop a multitude of leaves branches, walnuts and other such debris every where. And after every fall when the leaves are done, we go out and attack the yard with rakes and a vengence. Based on a quick drive down the street in this somewhat "urban" Community my guess is that we are probably the only ones who do. After a couple 3 days we bagged em all up. A few years back, an environmentalist group which has nothing to do with our fair city, sued the city. As a result, the city banned leaf burning, spent millions buying a large number of acres for a huge land fill. And we homeowners are forced to drag our bags of leaves out there. I find that rather humorous when you think about it. Now I do like to breath clean air, as much as the next person. But think about it, We can't burn because it pollutes the atmosphere, so instead we spend tons of money on gasoline trans porting the waste which in turn produces their own atmospheric toxins and then we buy a huge compactor to crush all the yard waste in to wood chips, and we pollute the atmosphere further running the compactor. Somehow I just wonder if the powers that be and the environmentalists really know what they are doing. Oh well, at least the walnuts are now gone from the driveway and I don't have to worry about dumping the motocycle when I get it out. Them walnuts can be deadly:) We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS the mountain top http://www.thepostm a modern grandfather http://www.thepostm formal dinner http://www.thepostm Shamma Llamma http://www.thepostm employee costume http://www.thepostm Eskimo children and halloween http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES candid camera gag http://www.thepostm Las Vegas Buffett http://www.thepostm dog attacks toilet http://www.thepostm job interview http://www.thepostm You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China. You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens. You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control...your face will do just fine. You're so ugly, you could model for death threats. ____________ A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that he had been stealing building supplies for years from the lumberyard where he worked. "What did you take?" his priest asked. "Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake." "This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?" "No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But, if you got the blueprint, I can get the lumber." ____________ A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluct- ant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession.. even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!" ____________ A guy walks into a bar in Sydney and says to the barmaid, I'll have a beer and I'll give you $100 to spend the night with me. She thinks about it and he's an ok looking bloke, so when she finishes her shift they go back to his hotel. Next night the same guy goes to the bar and says to her, "I'll have a beer and I'll give you $100 to spend the night with me." Again she agrees and spends the night with him. Third night in a row he walks in and orders a beer and says he'll give her $100 to spend the night with him, so off she goes. Now on the forth night, he comes into the bar and says he'll have a beer and that's all. The barmaid is a bit shocked and has enjoyed her self the last three nights, so she asks why he doesn't offer her the $100. "I haven't got any money left" he replies. "Well, you're a quite a nice guy, and you're from out of town, where are you from?" she asks. "I'm from Cobar, west New South Wales". "OH!" she exclaims, "I've got a brother who lives in Cobar, do you know him?" "Yeah, I do, and he gave me $300 to give to you!" 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