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Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they r emain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. IN OTHE NEWS TODAY:  We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS what;s wrong? http://www.thepostm erotic dream inducer http://www.thepostm finding love on eharmony http://www.thepostm another hour http://www.thepostm roses are red http://www.thepostm work http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES Snowy the frostman http://www.thepostm the tit wiggler http://www.thepostm kinky sex life http://www.thepostm POWER POINT DISPLAYS point with your finger-power point display http://www.thepostm future jobs-power point display http://www.thepostm mothers-power point display http://www.thepostm beer watch-power point display http://www.thepostm McDonalds calendar for 2008-power point display http://www.thepostm After being laid off from five different jobs in four months,Joe was hired by a warehouse. But one day he lost controlof a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'dhave to withhold 10 percent of Joe's wages to pay for therepairs. "How much will it cost?" he asked. "About $4,500," said the owner. "What a relief!" said Joe. "I've finally got job security!" __________ A man walks into a store looking for a mirror. The salesman shows him a mirror and tells him it it a magical mirror. He explains that it will grant him 1 wish and 1 wish only. The man was a little skeptical but looked into the mirror and made his wish. He said, "Mirror mirror on the wall, make my penis touch the floor." IT FELL OFF. ____________ The other day an American Airlines employee tried to let former Vice President Al Gore bypass airport security, but guards stopped Gore and made him go through the metal detector. The head of security said, 'We had to search Al Gore. He could have been armed with a speech.'" --Conan O'Brien ___________ One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass." Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay," the blonde replied, "If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car." ___________ A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing. "Officer," he asks, have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No I haven't. What's the problem?" "The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!" "Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?" the officer asks. "Well, yes," the barber replies. "He's carrying one of his ears in his left hand." BUFFALO BILL Essentials http://www.buffalos Acting school http://www.buffalos Replacement http://www.buffalos New Sci-fi flick http://able2laff. Murphy's http://able2laff. THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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