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Hope you like them! Got the test results back from my docs checkup from last week. Doc says things look AOK. I guess that means that if the good lord willin and the creek don't rise, hopefully I won't be croaking off in the near future, altho this morning my throat feels like I might:) We do hope you enjoy today's issue Cordially Martin aka the postman  THE COMICS class of 1970 http://www.thepostm in between boyfriends http://www.thepostm from the bottom http://www.thepostm be careful when you greet an alien http://www.thepostm Jr. gets an ultimatum http://www.thepostm going to the dentist http://www.thepostm a second opinion http://www.thepostm self employed http://www.thepostm no good at golf http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES when they got married http://www.thepostm beware of the bear http://www.thepostm a practical joke http://www.thepostm halloween stripper http://www.thepostm honestly officer http://www.thepostm according to position http://www.thepostm good luck honey http://www.thepostm ============ POWER POINT DISPLAYS halloween babies happy halloween http://www.thepostm more halloween http://www.thepostm the world's biggest hole http://www.thepostm I see you! http://www.thepostm A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it. ____________ Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa, are you going to take that new Viagra?" Grandpa looks at him and says, "No Johnny, I will not." "But Grandpa, why?" asks little Johnny. Grandpa replies, "Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to." ____________ Q. What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back? A. A police horse. Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot? A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball. Q. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station? A. Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car. Q. What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? A. At a hockey game you see fast pucks. Q. Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A. He came home shit faced. ____________ I became fully aware last night that I've been spending entirely too much time with my computer. The first clue was when I noticed that my right hand is now permanently cramped into the famous "Microsoft Mouse" position. The second hint was a little more tragic. As I lay in bed last night looking at my wife, thinking how nice it would be to have sex with her, I rested my hand upon her breast and gently cupped it (having no choice, since my right hand is now permanently cramped). I heard a soft moan, but moments later she relegated me back to my side of the bed. Alas, I had double-clicked her nipple ____________ There once was a blonde who had two horses, but she couldn't tell them apart. So she goes to her friend and says, "I have two horses and I just can't tell them apart." The friend suggested that she cut off one's mane. The blonde did, but the mane grew back. She goes to her friend again, and the friend suggested she cut off one of the horses' tails. The blonde did, but the tail grew back too fast. So she finally says to her friend, "I've tried all of your suggestions, but it just doesn't work." The friend suggests one more thing, that she measure them. The blonde went home, got a ruler, measured them, and went to her friend the next morning. The blonde tells her friend, "Oh, thank you! I can tell them apart!" "How?" asked the friend. The blonde tells her, "The black horse is taller than the white horse!" ____________ BUFFALO BILL Automatic Confession Strange Dolphin(click blue square on left hand side of box) http://tinyurl. Palin as New Wonder Woman http://tinyurl. Deodorant Commercial Accurate http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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