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Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Buffalo,

Your tale about the chirping fan reminded me. I once made
several visits inside the tower attempting to cure a
mystery 'chirp'. I was beginning to think the hard drive was on the
way out and did some extensive backups.

Then late one night the chirps started again whilst the computer
was switched off! Magic, I either had a phantom chirp or I was going
crazy.

In the end, with it being late and there being no other noises to
confuse me, I tracked it to the smoke alarm. I don't know about
yours, but ours gives out sporadic single chirps every few minutes to
warn that the battery is low. If you've been out of the house and
not noticed the dying battery the gap between chirps gets quite long
and distinctly random when the battery is very nearly dead.

Bloody thing ;-)

John Craggs

buffalo says heh heh It was a little different sound than that plus I
knew
there is brand new batteries in the smoke alarm.

I got a couple of letters asking why I hadn't mentioned Columbus Day.
Every time I mention Columbus I get a few nasty letters from the
Native
American community who feel they could have lived happily without
being discovered. Lately I have heard stories that have a ring of
truth
that the Vikings, Phoenicians, Egyptians, King Solomon, and perhaps
even Jesus Christ may have beat Columbus here but we don't have any
holidays where we dress up in horns and go pillage and plunder our
neighbors.

I also forgot to say Happy Thanksgiving to the Canadians and I do
apologize for that. I should have remembered that one too as they
were all over here buying turkeys last weekend. It is great that they
shop here as it means lower prices for us all but I couldn't stand the
long waits on the bridge if it were the other way around.

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know
how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around
for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he
stated in a telephone interview.

Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut
a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I
was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an
approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer
Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer
Taylor. "I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's just banging away at this
pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
approached Aylor.

"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex
with a pumpkin?"

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he
looked me straight in the face and said.....

"A pumpkin? .... Shit...is it midnight already?"

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The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."

Buckwheat says, "I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my
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My grandmother died in 1965, but her birthday is coming up, and
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Two Retired Marines in San Diego were sitting down for a break in
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few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now
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A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day.

It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they
came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off
all
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1442

The Red River Rivalry

Rudy: OU!

Katie: Texas!

BJ: What is going on?

Sandi: Sigh, it is the usual confrontation between our OU and Texas
fans in the house. Which one do you like daddy?

BJ: I am neutral. You know I am a KU fan. How about you Sandi?

Sandi: I like what you like daddy.

Katie: Texas!

Rudy: OU!

Katie: Oh yeah!

Rudy: Yeah!

Diana: Before you guys start throwing punches, how about just cooling
down and watching the game.... remember it is just a game.

Rudy: Growl...

Katie: Growl...

Sandi: They are such bad sports.

BJ: Remember last year?

Sandi: The two black eyes? Yes.. The year before?

BJ: The bandages..yes.

Diana: I 'fixed' their drinks for them this year.

BJ: You mean?

Diana: Yes, they each have a mickey in them, they will be out like a
light.

The herd in Guthrie

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