THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Live your life and forget your age
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Yesterday's primary at first glance was a
disappointment to me here in West Michigan. I was
rooting for someone else and my guy did not win. Five
different guys were aiming for the GOP nomination
and it was a tough race.
In fact, the winner was a surprising alternative
to all. But perhaps that is a sign of the times,
with constituents looking for choices that will
be affective, rather than the traditional candidates.
Maybe the elections will be a worthwhile event this year.
Rick Snyder will carry the banner for the republicans
this year. Remarkably, he has had very little or no
experience. But he convinced folks he could get the
job done. But after all, that is what Obama did
and he got elected, too.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
from here on out
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purity
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are u sure
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sexual counselor
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if my husband had one
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the church missions board
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unbelievable but true
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buttons
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our latest model
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Grand Canyon
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
ECW Chair Throwing Incidnet (HeatWave 1994)
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Crazy driving in China
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Johnny Carson - Jimmy Stewart - Beau Poem - Best Quality
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funny break dance babies
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Try Not to Laugh or Grin
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Very Funny
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
GOOD KHARMA
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take a look
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An older man was married to a younger woman. After
several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart
attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life
they should cut out sex.He and his wife discussed the
matter and decided that he should sleep in the family
room downstairs to save them both from temptation.
One night, after several weeks, he decided that life
without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs.
He met his wife on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die."
She laughed and replied, "I was coming down to kill you!"
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Little Marvin had been fishing all day without any luck.
On the way home he stopped at a fish market and said to
the clerk, "Please stand there and throw me a few of your
biggest trout."The clerk was puzzled. "Throw them to you? What for?"
"I may be a poor fisherman," Marvin replied, "but I'm no liar.
I want to be able to say I caught them myself."
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A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.
While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and
says, "In America, we call this a hug".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says,
"In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later,
he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex
with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too,
but we usually put more meat in it.".
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"Your Honor, " explained the young man, "I'd like to get
married, please."
"All right, what is your age?"
"I'm 22, sir."
"And the age of the bride?"
"She's 16, sir."
"Sixteen??? That's too young! Marrying you would be against the law!"
"I see... Could you try explaining that to the fellow behind me, the
one with the shotgun?"
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Q. What is the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
A. When you pull down the stage curtain the show is over. But
when you pull down a panty the show begins!!
Q. What is worse than a piano out of tune?
A. An organ that goes flat in the middle of a piece
Q. What does a blonde call a blowjob in a Honda.
A. Her Civic duty
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
A. The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?
A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy
carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'
The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done
roosted under my arm!'
The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so
whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break
his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break
your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you
gonna do with him?'
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his butt and let him go!'
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BUFFALO BILL
Bob & Tom Around The World Series
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Boob Job
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Borrowing The Old Mans Car
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FUN PAGES
Lingerie Bowl
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Spy Hunter Game
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Elephant Death Penalty
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Are You on TV?
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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