THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So did everyone miss me? I certainly always
find it great to "be back home again". The last
couple of days have been a bit difficult to say
the least. Lets get back in to the routin again,
I know you need some jokes! And you know what?
It always makes me feel healthier and happier to
tell em! Guess I am just a big ole joker at heart.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
burp
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l000.html
dirty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l001.html
champagne
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l002.html
I will not talk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l003.html
a cheaper rate
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l004.html
an inch
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l006.html
so far
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l007.html
anger management
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l008.html
Barbara
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l0009.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a reason for automatic weapons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/000.html
a biker joke
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/001.html
at the budlight institute
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/002.html
rubber band
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/003.html
Armed robbery liquor store
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/004.html
skateboarder
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/005.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
flow chart
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd326.html
in Jamaica
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd327.html
caffein
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd328.html
theme park
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd329.html
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the
human race appear?" The mother answered,"God
made Adam and Eve and they had children,
and so was all mankind made.."Two days later the
girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were
monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
"Mom , how is it possible that you told me the human
race was created by God,
and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family and your
father told you about his."
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An old man and a teenager were riding down the road,
when the old man pulled over and told the teenager to drive.
The teenager pulled out into traffic, smoking the tires.
After the teen came to a stop, he looked at the old man
and asked, "Do you smell that shit?"
The old man replied, "I ought to; I'm *sitting* in it!"
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Q: Why are Venetian blinds the greatest invention in the
history of mankind?
A: If it wasn't for Venetian blinds, it would have been
curtains for all of us.
Q: What happens to frogs with too many parking tickets?
A: They get toad.
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A little old lady is on a bus, buying a ticket from the bus
conductor, fumbling in a voluminous bag for the correct change.
After 15 minutes the conductor becomes so enraged that he hits
her on the head with the ticket-dispenser, and the poor old dear
dies instantly. Not surprisingly, he is convicted and put on
death row.
Just before he is to be electrocuted, his last request is for 12
pounds of bananas, which he devours. They strap him into the
chair, flip the switch and he just sits there, smiling. According
to tradition, this is considered a reprieve from God and he is
freed.
Somehow he gets his old job back, and he is happily handing out
tickets when he sees a girl stick her gum on the back of a seat
on the bus. Enraged, he lunges out with the ticket dispenser,
breaking the offender's neck and killing her.
Again, he is convicted and sent to death row. He again eats the
12 pounds of bananas, and lo and behold, the electricity does not
harm him. This time the executioner cleans the contacts, makes
him sit in a bucket of water, he tries everything - but the guy
won't die. So again, he is set free.
Amazingly he regains his job. It takes him one day to lose his
temper and beat to death a young boy who starts to chew his bus
ticket. He returns to death row, eats the bananas, and again
survives the electrocution.
At this point, the failed executioner can take no more, his
professional pride has been hurt. Before setting our friend free
again, he asks him his secret --
"What is it with the bananas?"
"Oh, the bananas have nothing to do with it," replies our friend.
"I'm just a bad conductor."
BUFFALO BILL
Gym
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dss.htm
Handling Road Rage
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nbjkk.htm
Home & Garden TV
http://www.buffaloschips.com/allka.htm
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FUN PAGES
Balloon Eater
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38556&s=n
Midnight Mysteries: The Edgar Allan Poe Conspiracy
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41754&s=n
Online Bow Hunting Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41501&s=n
Life of Pun
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41412&s=n
The Earth is Flat
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39815&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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