Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Took Eva with me grocery shopping today and now everyone
in the store knows who we are. People are friendly but when a
4 year old says," Hi my name is Eva Brabant and this is my
Grandpa.", it has a tendency to start a conversation. Buffy
used to do the same thing except since she hadn't me her
grandmother yet she would ask any lady older than 40 to be
her grandmother and then ask them for a hug.
While we were out I picked up some potato chips. We have
a company in Detroit that has been making chips for 80 years
called Better Made. They have a sweet barbecue chip that is
excellent but all of their chips are comparable in quality to
Frito-Lay and tend to be on sale a lot more often. After
working on the lists for an hour I decided it was time to take
a break with my bag of chips and a glass of soda and
my chips were missing. I went into my room and the half
empty bag of chips was sitting next to Buffy's computer. Sandy
came in a minute later and I offered her a chip but she had
already been munching my chips too. No wonder by the time
I get around to wanting some my chips are gone and all that are
left are the salt and vinegar chips that they like and I don't
eat anything that smells like an old hot water bottle. Since it
is hard to be faster anymore I guess I better buy two bags and
find a hiding place for mine.
Got a strange call from a company in Utah and the caller ID read
Do Not Answer so I didn't. Wonder what their next trick is?
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1868
The Tele
BJ arrives home, lets Katie out, lets Katie in.
BJ pops some popcorn puts a movie in the DVD player and gets in
the recliner.
Katie jumps ups on father's lap: This is the life father.
BJ: Ain't that the truth Katherine.
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