Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
If you tried visiting your favorite newsletter site on Yahoogroups
this afternoon it may seem like some of your collection is gone.
Y!G was conducting reliability test today from 1700 to 2000
E.S.T. This is a test of their back-ups and the ability to restore
operations after a major system failure or disaster. Sounds
like Russian Roulette to me but it is nice to know they have
a plan for restoring service if California falls into the ocean.
I lost the Scuttlebutt for a couple of hours but it is back again.
I went to a mid-morning doctor's appointment today supposedly
to discuss the results of my blood tests but I think my doctor
knew it was going to be a bad day because the first words
out of his mouth were, " Got any good jokes today, Bill?" and
I was prepared with a couple of good ones from G jokes and
he will have something to tell his patients for a couple of days.
In return I got a few new scripts and scheduled for a flu shot
next month. They are here already but he wants to wait for the
heat to die down a bit before he starts handing them out which
is fine by me. I see Walgreen's is advertising Flu Shot gift
cards on their electronic sign. I can just see what would happen
if I gave Sandy one of those for her birthday heh heh.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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FACTS ABOUT SANTA'S REINDEER:
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reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every
historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of
them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl. We should've
known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet
suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Buffalo's Deductions The reindeer in question are actually cross
dressing bucks with glued on horns and not pregnant does Point 1
Would any self respecting straight male reindeer have the name Comet
or Cupid.
Point 2 Have you ever seen Rudolph carrying an improperly folded
road map?
Point 3 Do you think that that many pregnant reindeer would settle
for cookies, sugar, and carrots that litle kids leave. They are
going to want ice cream, pickles, and CHOCOLATE flavored hay and
wouldn't care where and when the craviings hit them.
Point 4 Can you imagine Santa flying behind 9 reindeer with morning
sickness? Can you say Barf-O-Rama
And from Tom Forgot one...
The females would only stop at 6 homes in a 24 hr period... asking
directions and end up in a long winded gossip session!
Case Closed
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There was a major sale at Victoria's Secret and the guy wanted to
get his girl some really sexy lingerie. The store was packed with
women for this big sale and before he knew it, he was pushed and
shoved by frantic women all trying to get at the merchandise. He
remained calm for as long as he could, then bowed his head and
pushed hard and effectively and plowed through the crowd of women.
"Hey you!" an angry female voice yelled out at him, "Try acting like
a gentleman!"
"That's what I have been doing," He retorted, "But since that isn't
working out for me, I'm gonna now act like you ladies!"
Braisco goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My marriage isn't as
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Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him
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"Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I
think I'll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William
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Snakeshit... Horseshit... Oh, shit! Fuck it, I didn't want to be
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Dave and this knockout redhead came by, tits out to here dave, tits
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Dave,
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I
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Next week this tall brunette came by and asked to ride in my boat. I
had
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sheddin
her clothes and she had a DICK Dave, she had a Dick and I can't
swim,
Dave I can't swim!!!!!!!
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Short Chips
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A man was suffering from a stomachache, so he told his wife who
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Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When
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"A sermon", thought Father O'Flynn,
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But my mind is a blank,
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His housekeeper, taken aback,
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I pick on women drivers. They only know one way to get somewhere,
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speed limit.
This one chick, once, made a U-turn in the middle of the block,
right in front of a whole *line* of cars coming the other direction.
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As the vehicle passed us, going the other direction, it was clear by
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April smirked.
"Well," I said, "obviously his *mother* taught him how to drive."
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