THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
In jealousy there is more self-love than love.
The jealous are troublesome to others,
but a torment to themselves
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The last couple of mornings have been a little
more easy to deal with the heat. Rain showers have
kept temps a little lower. Although they crept back
up in the afternoons, the rain has made them bearable.
Actually, barable is not such a bad idea, as in
bare the 'too too' and stick it up to the air
conditioner. While no one is home all day. the
aroma would probably not be so pleasant. So I
suspect my afternoon nap companion, Turk the dog,
aka Carlos the rat, would likely object. (If he
had a means to do so other than a bark).
And now that you are all horrified of images with
the nekkid postman planting his boraxide on top
of the AC unit in the window with a mad 6 pound
chihuahua yapping incessantly to be rescued from
a cruel and insane master, I must say, it didn't
happen and your follies and chuckles will be
diminished to the jokes rather than the publisher's
failed attemtp at whit and humor.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
4 times
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I told you
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screensaver
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I don't care
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what??? a super hero moment
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sand castles
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benefits of global warming
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the hottub
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in case of
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scrabble
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
funny children
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Funny Mini Car Commercial
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Bikini Girls
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Pet Bites
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REALLY HILARIOUS
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get your own
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occupied
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Tel Aviv
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accidents
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female beauty
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the story of the genie in the lamp
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According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start
a family soon after he became an officer in the Air
Force. When months went by without success, they
consulted the base physician, who chose to
examine Mom right then and there."Please disrobe,"
he told her."With him in the room??" she yelled,
pointing to my father.Turning to Dad, the doctor said,
"Captain, I think I found the problem."
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A woman on a hospital tour noticed that a man was
masturbating in a hospital room with the door wide open.
"Oh my God!" screamed the woman,"That's disgraceful! Why
is he doing that?" The doctor that was leading the tour
explained, "I am very sorry... but this man has a serious
condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If
he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and
he'll die within minutes.""Oh well, in that case, I guess
it's OK," commented the woman. In the very next room they
could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a
different male patient.
Again the woman screamed, "Oh my God! How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied... "Same illness, better health plan."
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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the
station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours
ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept
into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Honey, would you
go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me
some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, darling," he said, and feeling his way across the
dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said
the druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer
Fenwick, right?"
"Yeah, so?" said the officer.
"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the Fire
Chief?"
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Jack and Jill were twins who couldn't find dates to the prom.
So Jill asked Jack to go with her. Jack said, "No, you're my
sister, that's gross." Jill said, "Come on. Promise me if you
can't find another date, you'll take me." So Jack said okay.
Well, Jack couldn't find a date so he went with Jill. They
were just standing by the punch bowl, and Jill asked Jack to
dance. Jack said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross." Jill
said, "Come on. It'll be fun." So Jack said okay, and they
had a great time. After the dance, Jill asked Jack to take her
to Makeout Hill. Jack said, "No, you're my sister, It would
be gross." Jill said, "We'll just talk, we don't talk anymore."
So Jack said okay. They were at Makeout Hill talking, when Jill
moved to the backseat. Jill said, "Come on, Jack, take me."
Jack didn't argue. When Jack moved on top of Jill, Jill murmured,
"You're a lot lighter than dad." Jack said back, "I know. Mom
told me last night."
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A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and
told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her
fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly
what type and color dress are you looking for?"
The bride to be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, and then said, "Please don't take
this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more
appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for
those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps
ivory or sky blue would be nice?''
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as
innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so
excited about our wedding; he died as we were checking into our
hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the
limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled
immediately and never spoke to eachother again."
''What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four
years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
going to be, but nothing ever happened."
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Your Side Of The family
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Lake Delton Break To WI River
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Baby Panda Sneeze
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FUN PAGES
Burger Shop 2
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Jessica Alba's Got Milk Photo
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Xevious Game
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Are You on TV?
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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