Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I am finally getting around to watching the episodes of Carrier I
missed on PBS a few years back and last week was their
episode about going across the Equator. It was kind of
depressing to see what the initiation has become. By the mid 70's
the Navy had removed most of the physical parts of hazing
from the initiation but what fun is a tradition and an initiation
without a little hazing and harassment to make the effort
worthwhile. It was disgusting at times and uncomfortable but it
was never painful or scary so why change it. The only part that
wouldn't work well in a co-ed Navy was at the end when you took
all of your clothes off and threw them off the fantail supposedly
to signify removing the slime of your previous polliwog days
from your body but usually your dungarees were so soaked with
grease and garbage that they were never going to come clean
again anyhow. Then they activated the water wash down system
so that you could wash some of the gunk off so you didn't track it
through the ship while you headed to the showers. The reward
in it was that besides a nifty scroll telling the world that you
were a shellback, you had the right to be the tormentor the next
time around and dress like a pirate plus you have a story to
tell your grandkids and memories to share with your buddies.
The only problem is that the way it has changed the young people
won't believe you. We have become the ones who had to walk
10 miles to school each day through waist deep snow uphill
both ways. I have pictures though where my parents didn't and no
I don't have any pictures of 4000 sailors running naked through the
sprinklers.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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Heaven
BJ is in Caldwell and is pondering an idea.
BJ: So Katie is still escaping right?
Diana: Right and it is driving me crazy.
BJ: I have an idea.
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