Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
By now you have probably all seen or read about the Air Blue
flight attendant who after getting smacked in the head with a
piece of carry-on luggage by a rude passenger planned and
executed his revenge by giving his personal opinions regarding
the passenger over the PA system as the plane was landing
and then grabbed a beer, popped the emergency slide and
exited the plane. Although this temper tantrum was nowhere as
disastrous as the beer truck driver who shot 9 of his coworkers
recently he did manage to ground an airplane while they repaired
the chute along with causing some hard feelings for the airline and
ending a 20 year career. Anyhow I have been listening to various
people call the man everything from a hero of the working class
to a psychotic.
Anyhow my question for the herd is, We have all probably quit
at least one that we didn't like but has anyone ever went to such
an extreme to make sure they were heard as the left?
It's been a long day and I wish I could tell myself to heck with
this
newsletter and maybe try to run myself over out of revenge because
I really have a hard time taking self criticism. I have slapped
myself
more than once for doing that so enjoy the chips.... buffalo
A Newsletter you may enjoy
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Make love, not war. Better still, do both, get married! - Men's
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If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going
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Dallas,
Texas. Stolen from Mens room!!! originally Tires or tits. or the
3 B's
Bikes, Boats, and Bitches, sooner or later you got money problems
with'em.
JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if He had invested?
- Men's restroom, American University, Washington, D.C.
Express Lane: Five beers or less - Sign over urinal, Ed Debevic's,
Phoenix, AZ.
You're too good for him. - Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed
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No wonder you always go home alone. - Sign over mirror in Men's
restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
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Random Chips
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If Tarzan and Jane were from West Virginia, what would Cheetah be?
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A friend of mine is a Police Officer here in town and he mentioned
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A knockout blonde with a fine set of knockers complains to the
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Mary: Years ago, I worked for a short while in a church office.
Jill: Really? How was it?
Mary: The job was fine; the pastor was a jerk. He criticized my
work, my clothes, just everything about me. I quit after only three
months.
Jill: Wow! What an experience!
Mary: Yeah, but to show I didn't have any hard feelings about the
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Jill: You did?
Mary: Yep, I sent him a year of HUSTLER, in care of the church
office.
A nun living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the
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them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch,
sit with the workers and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a
brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating.
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I once knew this bloke from Cape Horn
Who wished he had never been born
And he wouldn't have been
If his Father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn.
Two fisherman would pull on their gators,
Then insert in their rectums vibrators.
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This guy and his girlfriend were going at it hot and heavy in the
backseat of his car. A knock was heard on the window and there
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that he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1855
Rudy
BJ and Diana are watching TV when..
YELP!!!!
BJ and Diana dash outside to find Rudy limping badly.
BJ: What happened?
Rudy: Dunno. Maybe broke it.
Diana: It is late we will have to take you to the vet tomorrow
Rudy.
We will get you a pain pill now though.
Rudy: Whimper . okay.
The next day.
Rudy gets lifted into the car and off to Arkansas City where the vet
is waiting to
do xrays. Rudy is dropped off and is picked up two hours later. He
is woozy from having been sedated..
Rudy Holding a six-pack in one arm and a small crutch in the other.:
See ya later doc!
Doc holding a brew: See ya later Rutherford.
BJ: So no break just a bad sprain.
Diana: Yes, he is lucky.
Rudy: 99 bottles of beer on the wall.99 bottles of beer.
The herd in Guthrie
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