Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Here is he best answer I got to how you have quit your job.
The remaining answers are in the Scuttlebutt.
Hey Bill. I had a job in Manhattan as a route salesman and delivery
driver in the late seventies. I built my route up to 54 stops only
to
have the company split my route in half and give my clients to
another driver. Although the driving part of the job was paid by
hourly rate, I was paid a percentage of the sales which sometimes
was more than the hourly pay. When I quit I parked my truck in front
of Port Authority Station and left it there so it would be towed
away
and impounded within a half hour. I sat across the street and
watched
as the NYPD towed it away. I didnt make the newspapers but I had my
revenge. The tow and impound cost the company far more than my last
paycheck could cover. C/Ya..Michael in SC.
To those who were worried that I was thinking about leaving,
have no fear. I love 99% of you and the other 1 % I will take care
of
on an individual basis. Enjoy your chips and have a fun but
safe weekend.
buffalo
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Hey I learned some new Spanish words today and I feel a lot better.
Actually I was told that I was an asshole because I hadn't learned a
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Cabron! Bastard
Cabrone Bastard
Cago en tu leche I shit in your milk.
Capullo / gilipollas Asshole
Chinco To mama Suck Your mom's Boobs
Chinga Tu Madre Fuck your mother
Chingas tu madre Fuck your mom
Chupa me, puto Suck me, asshole!
Chupa mi verga Suck my dick
Chupame la pija blow me
Co?o! Damn!, Fuck!, Shit!
Culero Asshole
De Puta Madre is the shit(good)
Hijo de puta! You son of a bitch!
Huevos! Fuck off
Joder! fuck!
Lam?me el orto Lick my ass
Ma Pinga! My Dick!
Mama Webo Suck my dick
Mariposa Homosexual
Marricon faggot
Mierda Shit
Mierde Shit
No me jodas! Don't fuck with me!
Pajero Wanker
Panocha Pussy (Mex)
Pinga (Cuban slang) Penis
Punta por vavor Bitch please...
Puto Faggot (Mex)
Soplanucas neck blower
Su madre come mierda your mum eats shit
balurde something shitty
beso mi culo kiss my ass
boludo (Argentina) idiot, stupid
bruja bitch
cachimba vagina
cara de cona cunt face
chichis breasts
chingar to fuck
chorizo dick (lit. sausage)
chupa me la peha suck my dick
chupame la turca suck the dick
chupar to suck
cochina disgusting person (f)
cochino disgusting person (m)
cojer fuck
cojones balls, testicles,
come mierda eat shit
concha (Argentina) pussy
conchetumare Motherfucker
forro/a (Argentina) asshole, dickhead
hacete cojer go and get fucked
hijo de puta son of a bitch
joto faggot (mex.)
la cage I fucked up
ladron de mierda muthafucking thief
lela dummy
malparida slut
mamahuevo cock sucker
ojala que mueras i hope you die
pelotudo (Argentina) idiot, stupid
pendeja, pendejo (Lit. pubic hair)
pendejo short curly ass hair
perra bitch
pija dick
pinche fucking (sp)
pinche puta Fuckin whore
piruja whore,slut.
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puta whore
quiete lo cico Shut the fuck up
te odio i hate you
tu madre your mom
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1856
History of Caldwell
Rudy: So what about the history of Caldwell Pops?
BJ: As I understand it, Caldwell was right along the Chisum trail
where millions of cattle were driven along the way to Abilene.
Caldwell was the first town in Kansas and as such, the first town
where cowboys could get a drink so the town was filled with saloons,
bordellos and the like.
Sandi: What is a bordello?
Diana: Yes, BJ explain that one.
BJ blushes: It is a house where er ah, women live and er ah.
I will tell you later. Well according to the historical signs in
and around town, 19 town marshals were murdered which means this was
one rowdy town.
Diana: They had an opera house that once housed 1,200 people until
it burned down.
Katie: That is amazing since the population of the town now is only
1,240 the town must have been very large at one time.
BJ: Yes, it must have been. The saloon coming into Kansas was
called the First Chance Saloon and on the way back to Oklahoma
another was called the Last Chance Saloon.
Rudy: I guess they sold a lot of booze in this town. Makes me
thirsty just thinking about it.
The herd
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