Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Another strange day today. Got up this morning and it had been
raining during the night and I guess the power went off because
the computer was dead. I booted it back up and sat for 15 minutes
as it ran scandisk and another 15 while it found all of its files
for
Outlook and started downloading my mail. That is one program
that doesn't like to just have the plug pulled on it and it lets you
know about it. Then just as I was about to start on the jokes the
lights flickered and the power went out. As the drapes were pulled,
I sat there in the dark for a few minutes and then decided to go
back to bed. An hour later about 0930 the power came back on
but rather than sit and watch I let it boot and went back to bed for
another half hour, started Outlook and went back to bed again.
I was sitting here as usual watching the Tigers lose and decided to
take a run out to the country to find the carpet shampooer.
Hopefully
when Nancy's boys get home they will know where its at because
when the humidity was really high last week I found out just how
dirty
the carpet is, as the bottoms of my feet got dirty. Oh well, it's
been a
year.
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I hope you find a few that suit you and maybe we will find a few new
members too.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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